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Reviews
Blackstone (2009)
WHAT is with the camera swinging around?!?
Understand something. I'm not epileptic. Never have been. Could play VirtualBoy hours on end and never get ill. But this show, like with too many productions these days, don't understand how annoying jerking the camera all over the place is. Imagine talking to a person, looking in their face, reading them, but they're quickly swaying back and forth. Won't keep watching. It's broken. Might not even be a bad show. I won't know. Story-wise, it seems decent enough. Not being native, I can't tell you how much of this is theatrical silliness or how much is egregiously "incorrect" to their culture. Regardless... they messed up with the cameras here.
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
Live action anime movie, now without CRINGE!?!
Is this real? A live action anime adaptation that doesn't blow? I read the comic back in the 90s, and this movie has been faithful enough to not just make me happy, but IMPRESS me. This looks like the world from the manga comic. SHE looks Alita. Hugo is a little off from his manga look, but overall, this is a must watch. I mean that. If you're an anime fan SICK of lame adaptations, support this, so we see more like it. (And hopefully a sequel).
Blooded (2011)
LOL @ fake description!
"BLOODED finally tells the full story behind one of the most extreme internet virals of modern times."
I have LITERALLY never heard of this movie until this very moment. I've never even heard of the event it's based on. "Extreme internet viral"? WHERE? Not here in the USA. The write up is more proof this was just some pack of little brats trying to manufacture popularity... ...and failing horribly. Bored me to tears. I had more fun fapping and building a Gundam model while this dragging, sloppy movie had temporarily adorned my monitor in a 1-time showing.