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Among watching this trashfire with my friends, I have offically declared this the worst Felix the Cat movie ever. This movie has one of the crummiest art direction I've ever seen; Who ever told these guys that having Felix not thick lined wasn't a good idea, not only is it a jarring result, but it doesn't make sense why Felix can't have thick lines in this movie. If you're gonna go with the 60's style of Felix, then stick to having everyone have thick lines. Next off, Felix's voice in this feels too babyish and patronizing to listen to. In fact, everyone except for Tom Bosley and Jason Marsden's characters. I'm disappointed that Dave Coulier did a lousy performance as Felix because his Rock Bottom voice is promising. But for the most part, the voice acting is patronizing and insulting to it's target audience; It's like the voices you'd do when you're talking to a baby or a dog except you do it to a 6-12 year old kid and they tell you "I'm not a baby". I'm not saying voices like that should just stop existing because I said so, I'm saying it's the type of voice that kids would hate to hear. The animation is trying somewhat to be Wang Films Animation (Courage the Cowardly Dog, Chalkzone, Garfield and Friends) by having scenes where you still see animation in the body even while they're talking, but they don't really commit to it half of the time and often flip between limited animation, and smooth Wang Films animation (Wang didn't animate for this). When they reuse previous animations though, it becomes jarring to watch. During the Snow Kids Rock scene, I just went on my phone because they just kept reusing animation of the snow kids sledding near the halfpipe. An Audience doesn't want to see the same few scenes reused over and over again during music videos. I will at least say that this was probably a little studio making this cartoon, and Felix's reputation during the 2000's was diminishing (I blame Oriolo) not to mention by the time production of this movie wrapped at around 2003, Don Oriolo was busy working on Coconut Fred prior to Fred's inevitable destruction due to Kids WB dying in 2006. It still is a bad movie regardless, and it sucks that the small studio overseas worked on this abomination because I saw some potential in some of the movie's more smoother animations. If this didn't kill Felix the Cat back in the day, then DreamWorks not doing Jack with the franchise is doing the trick.

Somebody just bring back Twisted Tales of Felix, that was the most faithful to the old Fleischer Felix cartoons.

Look, I'm gonna be honest here

It's been over 10 years and I confess that this show wasn't as funny as I thought it would be

and it's not because it's weird or raunchy

In fact, I like raunchy humor and weird situations

The latter is what this show is very good at

It's the mean spiritedness and cynical humor in the show that drives me away amongst other jokes that cross the line involving certain babies

But for now, lets talk about the mean spiritedness

Granted, I have nothing against mean spiritedness. Surprisingly enough, Family Guy is mean spirited and cynical but there's at least a level of enjoyment the crew, the voice actors, and the animators put in the show. Not to mention Seth McFarlane has a more charismatic voice and improve skills where Justin Roiland only has the improve skills. With this in mind, it makes hearing Rick insulting Morty, Jerry, and everyone else he meets not at all funny

Ironically or Unironically

All throughout the show, I just couldn't stand Justin Roiland's voice, it sounded like a cynical older brother insulting you and casually referencing random media like no human being would

and don't even get me started with the family dilemna

Now granted in the first 2 seasons (the only bareable seasons of this show) There were a handful of hilarious jokes, but even in those seasons they had those jokes sandwiched with the painfully mean and unfunny family bickering and belittling Jerry

The show has some of the most unlikeable characters I've ever seen

Just by looking at Rick, I get infuriated because he looks so generic and so sloppy at the same time, but what's worse is that he doesn't even look like the "smartest mammal in the universe" as everyone starting season 3 claimed he was, he just looks like a smashed hipster dressed as Doc from Back to the Future

I guess they were trying to be subversive with this character and having someone who is irresponsible also be very smart, but that's why they shouldn't have called him "The Smartest Mammal" starting season 3 because he seems more like a screw up scientist that happens to get stuff right but wasn't always perfect

He seems more like that rather than a drunk mega genius who is never wrong

and that's the only thing the crew will never self-reference about how bad that expectation is

Now about the designs

The best part about character design is by looking at someone, you can see what type of person the character is just by looking at a character

You look at Spongebob, you see a happy-go-lucky manchild Sponge

You look at Bugs Bunny, you see a wiseacre Rabbit

You look at Finn the Human, you see a screwup optimist adventurer

You look at Jenny Wakeman, you see a curious teenage robot bent on saving humanity

You observe Rick's design and you see some drunk jerk who should never handle anything yet is a scientist who can make teleporters out of ores from interdimensional forests

however It would've been fine if they just kept him as the subversive genius who is a super genius but wasn't smart enough to be right all the time. Staring season 3 is when they decided Rick is apparently "The Smartest Mammal in the Universe"

Even though he has shown to be wrong in situations and hasn't made smart decisions during the first 2 seasons

It's hard to even describe how stupid of a jump that is for your main character to suddenly turn out to be the smartest character after 3 seasons

and Rick has done nothing to earn that position

that's why it doesn't work, it's because Rick has shown humanity, flaws, error, and has been proven wrong in situations much to his annoyance

Titling someone like Rick and the Smartest in the universe is just a lazy excuse to have him outwit his foes when it's convenient for him

Meanwhile, Pickle Rick, the worst episode I've ever seen of the show, has Rick just accept his fate towards the "writers speak" therapist who just tells him he's a bad person even though if Rick was the smartest in the universe, he would probably criticize the therapist and her methods which would make for a smart criticism of some therapists.

Heck, Ren Seeks Help had a much more subtle and less patronizing therapy scene than Pickle Rick

It's cheating because the whole episode took place in a therapist's office, but they showed Ren's dilemmas and problems rather than telling the audience how to feel about Ren

Pickle Rick felt like 2 or 3 ideas wrapped in one, but is more of everything that's wrong with Rick and Morty.

Now about the painful family dilemma, It's not funny, it's just depressing, and I feel bad for Jerry Smith

Sure Jerry's not perfect, but he's the most abused and unfortunate out of the Smiths that can't catch a break or get any sympathy from his family

Sure Jerry tried to cheat on Beth, but I can't blame him because of how much of an ungrateful and belligerent wife Beth was to Jerry

Like God forbid Jerry gets any love from his wife.

But yeah, I just can't stand Rick and Morty

Just go watch Smiling Friends instead.

When I first heard about the Jakovasaurs, I thought it was a Dinosaur that wanks and causes a tsunami with it's white stuff but then I saw the Episode, an I laughed at the Sheer Idiocy and Annoyances of the Jakovasaurs. It has some satire on wildlife, and how We can't save every form of life, also It was a clever spoof on Jar Jar Binks, and Kevin McDonald. I like how Annoying they try to be, and really, It's only annoying to the Characters, and that's why it works, and makes Eric Cartman laugh, and gave him Authoritah.

While I understand why it might draw viewers and fans away from this episode, some of them are just mad that Matt and Trey did these things

1. Gave Eric Authoritah 2. Had Ned lose his voice box 3. Had the Jakovasaurs be supposedly annoying and loud

and there's nothing more scarier than Cartman with Authoritah. Even IGN gave this episode a bad review, saying the Jakovasaur gag went on for too long.

Hold up IGN (League of Dumb Critics), Why say the gag went for too long, If the main focus of the episode was the Jakovasaurs, oh that's right, because IGN is made up of Entitled buttnads that can't decide if anything is good or not, mind you this is the same company that gave Fornite a 9.6

Yes, prolonging in media is annoying, boring, and lose taste

Which is why "Seahorse Seashell Party", "Sore Eyes", "Barnmates", and "Sleeping with Hinako" get very boring and stale (Especially Seahorse Seashell Party and Barnmates)

However, if the episode is focused on a subject or thing or place or anything, than your gonna expect it throughout the episode

If you don't have something interesting or contrasting for the episode, then you have stuff like "Sleeping with Hinako"

So DUH IGN, it's an episode dedicated to the Jakovasaurs, what do you expect, Steven Universe, Pickle Rick, Derpy Hooves

Anyway, It's real funny how you can parodize something so annoying and unfunny, and I like how Cartman is the only one laughing with the Jakovasaurs, showing some unpopular opinions with Cartman, and some compasion out of Cartman

He actually loved something for once instead of being a jerk

However, this episode did the Contrasting Cartman thing better than South Park Season 20 will ever do

While not a cinematic masterpiece, it did make me laugh at an embarrassment that was overly promoted by George Lucas himself, and it was at a time when we needed South Park most

This movie is just everything in a kids movie ever, It's Unoriginal, not really entertaining, and it has a bad message, don't get me wrong, a movie about Emoji's is a good idea and I'll explain why, but like Breadwinners, it was wasted off of Twitter, Candy crush, Spotify jokes, PPAP, and bland archetypes like the Odd one out cliché, the Big Mistake Cliché, the Hacker Feminist Cliché, and the stupid best buddy Cliché, but done wrong. It's a puddle of clichés and bad jokes smothered up in one, and the Emoji designs are really bland, the Human designs are pretty good, especially Alex's design, but he's an Idiot, he only sent the wrong emoji and now he resorts to deleting all his data, If I was in that movie I'd tell Alex that his phone is fine. Though the Human Designs are good, and especially Alex's, he doesn't look like he's pandering to the Mexican or Musically community, I'm also gay for him, but that's just embarrassing. I mean, the story could've been about Alex being disrespectful due to him in is Phone world while after he makes a big mistake, the Emoji's try to tell him to talk it out instead of zone out on your phone, that way It can tell people to get off their phones and talk situations out. As it's own thing, it only Encourages people to zone out on their technology, in spite of Alex's design and voice, this movie only gave me limited amount of emotions. Not the worst, but not a good movie.

No seriously, I still don't understand why this is getting hated on. I don't know if this is a small channel telling you this or another Mr Enter clone but it's just a cartoon Meant for kids, And there you go in the comments,"But but Brian, just because it's a show for kids doesn't mean that it has an excuse to be bad", Well It can be criticized, but when you criticize, please calm down, Use Rational Thinking, and Give us reasons why its bad, and even if it's bad or effortless, why are you watching something that you hate, it only gives the Show the power you don't want it to have.

About Chalkzone, it's a creative premise, first seeing it as a kid, I was amazed of the Drawings and songs in the show, I still can't get the Mosquito song out of my head, its so catchy. As a kid, I wondered, where do Chalk drawings go when they get erased or washed out by the Rain, well this is the Answer to your problems. With all the Funk and Electronic music in the show, it sorta fits the Alienated mood the realm of Chalkzone gives me and other people when hearing it, The voice acting also fits Rudy and Penny too, but just when you think I'm done with that, Snap however is the Reason I watch the show,His design is so Unique and Obscure that you don't even know what he was based on which brings good mystery to the table, and he has this energy of a Main Character and Rosey O Donnell combined, he sounds like Rosey, but acts like a normal Citizen in Chalkzone, exhibit A, they third segments in Chalkzone where it's just Snap in a random scenario in chalkzone. The drawings that Rudy makes in order to save the day are phenomenal that I couldn't believe that a human being would do that, and what attracts me the most is the Chowder Effect on The Chalkzoners outlines, it gives it a visually appealing outline and a creative way of outlining characters. Like Catdog, this may have gotten hate because people want to hate on certain stuff in order to feel confident, this show encouraged me to draw.

Out of all the CN shows they could've rebooted, why did they pick The Powerpuff girls, they got 6 seasons and a movie, and that's too much seasons, but that's nothing compared to Simpsons, but the Simpsons are not that terrible. This is the cringe Liverpool, you got one of my favorite characters being such a Slut, Blossom betrayed as the typical white person, and buttercup is an atrocious carnivorous bully punk that bullies one of the top ten ginger women in media history, Blossom has to be the most underprivileged character and one of my favorite ginger women next to Shelly from Pokemon and Mrs Jewls from Wayside. Don't get me started with Bubbles, in this version, she contains all the cringe worthy jokes and memes ever produced, hell she even cutted her hair short because of the feminist tradition everybody in the USA are doing, hell one of the Roller derby gang is a feminist, you got the beard, the fatness, it just contains the soullessness of the Ghostbusters 2016,and Alvin and the Chipmunks.One of the reasons I stopped watching TV, is that one of my favorite characters, Sara Bellum was rejected out of the show because The creators thought she was to offensive, to whom?, she represents the hotness of cartoon redheads, hell, she made me love cartoon ginger woman even more for that her face was covered by her hair, and I respectively like that trope, so Nick and Bob, why are you doing this. By Looking at the animation, it looks like its been produced by a College student smoothing everything and spreading the Calarts Cancer one scene at a time, but really, its Bob Boyle and Nick Jennings, a writer of Clarence,creator of Wubzy and Ying Yang Yo and a writer of Spongebob made this show, this is out Bob Boyles animation feel to be this edgy, i'm convinced, someone in Cartoon Network is actually working to revive the Hub, because these are the types of shows that would belong on an Unnecessary Channel Like Hub. The only things i like is that it still keeps the design of Mojo Jojo, Villains Like Jemmica and Princess Morebucks still keep the Ginger girl spirit i witnessed in the old show, and the concept can be done right, we can still have the villains, they just need to loose the memes, Feminist propaganda,and Smooth Bland animation. Aside from my suggestions to change, It still Chooses to contain Fat Feminists,Memes,Selfies,,twerking,Outdated Memes,Frisks,Sartorious,Bearded women,Elsa's,Trumps, or any other cringe worthy trope everyone is doing. it just is a water down Edgy Take on a classic, i mean why didn't you reboot Billy and Mandy, or Camp Lazlo, or Robotboy, i don't know why they choose the PPG.

Remember Wreck it Ralph and Adjustment Bureau, well imagine if it was MAD-ified and written horribly. For example, Diary of a Wimpy Kidicarus is just Diary of a wimpy kid done wrong, wheres manny and Rodrick when you "NEED" them,also they got most of the characters wrong as usual and i'll quote them for you. Donkey Kong has a blue tie, robotnik has no sunglasses,Mario and Luigi have no necks,wario wears a blue cap,Princess peaches hair is Curly like some 80's blonde girl which me like,Links hat isn't right,Toads outfit isn't right,and earthworm Jim looks more like a bicep than a worm, at least the Breadwinners Simpsons parody looks like the Tracey Ullman Simpson, but it still doesn't look like the Simpsons. What I'm trying to say is that its a good concept of putting video game characters in school,but you can't have Diary of a wimpy kid without Manny and Roderick. As for Adjustment Burro, they got Tigers character incredibly wrong, he's not a troublemaker, he's just a goofball,FYI his eyes are wrong. Next thing you'd spot out is that lots of people want this to become a movie because of MLP. It makes me cringe the way MAD is pushing My Little Parasite into episodes because we all like long *beep* Creatures like those, why not add Fluttershy, Twilight sparkle is a nerd, Fluttershy is the Shy one, hence the name Shy, so Eeyore would really rather fall for someone that's the same personality. It sucks, the Parodies in this episode don't even hit, its cringe worthy and stupid, like RacistMario, it had horrible animation, and cringe worthy voice acting, Except for Fred Tatasciore and Tara Strong, But just don't watch it, instead watch Wreck it Ralph.

All though i have mixed feelings for this episode of spongebob, it's just the isolation of plankton,but Mr Enter Shot Burgers out of his ass to give it an F, and it rather deserve a D- for getting out of place in Mr Krabs character, but earning a record for the most extreme spongebob episode. He went to his Pony dungeon, sat on his computer, and told us the plankton committing suicide told people to kill yourself, What, that's like If i got attacked by a Cat and then my mom would just jump into a lesson on how to spell cat, from his logic, if a cartoon kills himself in an episode, than you should do it too? When i saw the episode, it didn't tell me to commit suicide, it made me loose all hope in spongebob for showing us Mr Krabs character as an asshole, and i like that *beep* tip wad. He and his rabid fan base even went to tell Zeus Cervas that your gonna die and were gonna kill you, and when i heard it from my brother, i planned to stop watching Mr Enter, because we as a community can't relate to a crybaby that would kill a horrible writer, AVGN hated Fred Fuchs, but he didn't want to kill him, he worked on to make a funny horror series called,"What its like Being Alone", But Jesus,Cervas moved on to work on Uncle Grandpa and Star vs The Forces of Evil, i always wanted to kill The Creator of Crazy Frog, but he made Gummibar for god sake, the beholder of the internet. If your reading this, go report Mr Enter off of Youtube and Twitter,and make sure he doesn't live, you'll end up in jail if you death threaten any writer/actor/executive.