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This is a good slow burn movie. Going in blind is your best bet, and just strap in for the ride. It's not a comedy, so don't think you'll have any laughs. It's not a scary horror as much as it is a situational empathetic horror, like you could never imagine going through this. The interaction between characters is not really diverse, as they all are pretty cookie cutter. I also don't understand the choice to cast such ugly people. The entire ensemble is just beyond gross, and the main actor that plays the mother sounds like she eats a pack of cigarettes for breakfast every day. Just really disgusting looking people all around, and I don't know why. Aside the grotesque actors, and the flat personalities, the overall plot is new and fresh.

After finishing the movie I realized all I needed to do was read the plot outline and could have saved myself the time. How is such a cool premise fleshed out so poorly? Just a boring mesh of quasi-suspenseful moments. Some solid actors though, yet they come across bland and flat. Blech. Whatever questions you might have are NOT answered, and anything you wished was explored more is never even touched upon. Nothing fleshes out and you're left with a feeling of unsettled curiosity. The graphics are forgettable, and the scenes that show the Earth are more nondescript than if they showed a map on a wall. Overall just a waste of time. Maaaaaybe put it on in the background if you're folding laundry. Maybe.

What a boring movie. Nothing happens. At all. The plot is nowhere near close to what could have been an interesting movie. How do you take this premise and anger audiences with it? Was it on purpose that we all are incredibly angry now that we saw RICKY? There's no redeeming qualities, and in fact there's some creepy vibes between the 3 main character. The mom, her daughter, and her new lover PACO. The mom has no problem parading half naked, and apparently her and PACO don't even go to their private room before banging one out in the apartment while LISA is home. What a weird confusing unfun movie.