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Eternals (2021)
NOT that Bad.
This isn't remotelly as bad as some reviews depict it to be.
Could it be better ?Yes
The things that i would change is surely the way their backstory was told , it didnt give you time to really know or like any of the heroes .
1 thing i hate is how in 2-3 scenes they make them stand next to each other and they seem like some bad about to sing .
Other than that the story IS compelling the visuals are good .
It certainly is not a box office ,high grossing film mainly because the pacing and story telling was off.
Another Life (2019)
listen to the reviews,Just DONT watch it.
Its rubbish beggining to end .
1..Every single character would be problematic in society at the very least.
2..Unnecessary sex scenes almost every episode .even a threesome!
i could honestly list about 25 reasons for not watching this , but its not worth my time.
Netflix should use the recent higher price to sone better productions or people will look elsewhere for entertainment.
Homeland (2011)
The most abnoxious lead character ever.
Its 2019 right now and i just started watching this on netflix,Im currently on season 2 episode 1.
Ill start by saying that the show has its high moments a looooot of drama and some nice thilling moments.
But for the love of god ,that main character carrie mathison is the most abnoxious person ive ever seen in a series.And is this episode she say's"i don't eat meat"
There you go she is a vegan thats why she is borderline psychopath,overly emotional and soooooooooooooo abnoxious!!!
I had my hopes up that her character would be gone by the show but i just saw on imdb that she is ON in 96 episodes.That is something i cant handle and will stop watching this show.
Titans (2018)
Stop producing Netflix...just stream films made by others!
Oh boy , if netflix continues producing this kind of garbage the "netflix original" will become a "trampstamb" marking failures that you ll know you have to avoid watching, kinda like Syfy was/is.
As for the series its garbage , garbage i tell you.
Cliches are some things that are so nice, that people do or say so much because they work .
But they have to be done properly and there is a correct use of a cliche.
This series uses the wrong way ..The whole film is a bad cliche..
The acting is somekind of good but its lost in this dreadfull load of crap.
i will describe a scene from one episode that totally blew my mind(the bad way)
So there are 2 hunters , hunting .And of course ALL hunters are bad people cause we see them drinking beer and are drunk while hunting pfffff, of course the mentally ill girl bullies them after they shoot one deer and drives them away, of course now we have a dead deer that no one will eat and left to rot...3 minutes later same mentaly ill girl sits on a table where we clearly see 3 huge steaks !!!!
Guess what honey ,those hunters just wanted some steak too!
series is shit.
Hagane no renkinjutsushi (2017)
Total disaster!
Like an another reviewer said , the attempt to make the characters act like anime characters act make this film a total disaster because of the un-natural way people speak-react-move.
Anime's are animated and we love seeing them walk funny, act funny, and shout out names for no reason.When it comes to a movie with real actors tho...God .
Everytime that winry character shouted names for no apparent reason seemed so alien and anime is what comes in your mind almost immidietly.
Moving on, there is so little actual alchemy in the movie past minute 10 that it really comes down to just human interactions and story telling .No epic battles(that worth it) not a single cool alchemy.
So do your self a favour and dont waste 2 hours on this .Ive never seen/read animated series or manga but i would suggest you gop ahead and check those ones instead of this.
Van Helsing (2016)
Best Syfy show ive seen.But again disappointing
So let me say this.
Its not a typical syfy low cgi series.It does have excellent character development(at most) good paste ,above average acting .
But i just cant get past some details that make it bad.
So the vampires actually speak, interact and have inteligence (besides some crazy ones) and yet none of them carries a weapon,why u ask? Because if they used weapons all humans would be dead and then no series....They just keep walking or attacking humans just by walking towards them and fingers crossed the humans miss the headshot they need.
This detail is waht makes me consider this a bad series.
If u dont mind this , is actually a descent show.
Split (2016)
Split reviews.Both sides exaggerate
It is just a movie . Once again stupid reviews with titles "worst movie ever" and "masterpiece" came around and of course when we all read them we just laugh and think who the hell writes them!
Its just a movie. Is it awful and worst movie ever? NO Is it a movie that will blow your mind and you will have to see it once every year ? NO
It is a mediocre film with some good acting mostly and interesting main character.I haven't spotted any plot holes myself so t is safe to say the movie is a solid film well made.If you like or dislike the scenario is your business alone.
The Counselor (2013)
One of the worst films ever made, starring huge stars!
Let me start by saying that the film lasts about 2 hours and its so boring the first 60-70 minutes that you do things while watching that you shouldn't ,i for once went to wc and didn't even pause,went to to the refrigerator and didn't pause also,oh and my wife went to sleep in the middle of the afternoon,that how boring it is..
i only continue watching with the hope that the last 30 minutes would be awesome cause there are so many talented big stars in this that i couldn't wrap my head around that it would be so boring and uninteresting!!
actually reviewing the title now, we Get bits of the personalities of everyone just bits , you never get to know anyone enough to like him. the starting sex scene is (i think) a way to let us know the couple and understand their "special" relationship" but fails miserably and if the scene didn't even exist there would be no difference.
I don't want to continue anymore and make a huge post that no one ever reads, i Will end saying this
If u don't like it the first 30 minutes stop watching ...nothing special going on down the road.
The Shallows (2016)
Its not Great , but it is good!
I will admit that i didn't know about this film,never saw any ad or trailer neither IMDb rating. I watched it cause i didn't have anything else to do.
To my surprise it was mostly really enjoyable and had some good tense moments.Gorgeous scenery,the beach was a "paradise" as an actor actually said in the movie, and a simple plot ..survive... The thing i should point out is that the shark does not exhibit normal behavior but if you want to see normal shark behavior watch a documentary :) The movie is good popcorn flick and worth watching .Nothing more nothing less.
Preacher (2016)
descending quicker than a shooting star.
Im all in for sci-fi movies series whatever. The element of sci fi makes everything more interesting and more captivating in my opinion. Thats why when i ve read the plot about preacher i was hooked . Vampire,angels and some powers form "elsewhere".
So i started watching episode 1, things moved slower than expected and the episode pretty much ended with almost no info's or background info about our preacher ,the town , the vamp. At episode 4 i fast forward since minute 18 to end and that's never good. I just watched episode 5 and sadly this TV series is moving really slow has a ton of missing information about pretty much the hole story and sadly i will not continue watching it.
When an episode is ending it never makes me want to see the next one to see what happens next like a series should do.
EDIT: i just watched episode 6, till minute 19 episode had some fighting. it was cool, entertaining! after that tho ....it became rather boring again , with endless meaningless talk talk talk.. This series has no salvation .
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
HAha (sarcastic laugh)
What a huge load of crap that was!!!!
So i came and read some reviews , most were good and also rating is good.The one negative review i read said "what am i missing" and i thought if i like it i would say to that guy "you miss the sense of humor"...So at my surprise i found my self agreeing with that guy.. I watched liked 53 minutes and turn it off, besides "american horror stories" I've never turned off a movie playing. People say everyone has a different sense of humor so thats why this isn't funny for some but i cant really believe that i am in the minority!!So most people laughed at this??They had fun??its funny??Sharktopus is more funny than this and its not even a comedy!!
So for the actual review ,besides the great casting of actors there is literally NOTHING to see/laugh in this movie. There are no jokes or comical situations that are slightly funny. I didn't even jiggle once. stay away!
Midnight Special (2016)
Sadly i have to admit ,that it's not special at all.
This movie is unworthy of its current rating (7.2) so much that im just thinking who voted so high for such a huge load of crap.
The problem in this movie is that its so empty of everything really. No backstory whatsoever. You just start watching getting confused about if u accidentally fast forward it to 30-40 minute and missed the hole story.Then you reallize you didn't and think all the pieces will start coming together ,and *spoiler alert* They don't!!!!
You know something is wrong in a movie when you just cant feel a damn emotion about any of the main characters and for the bond between a father and a son,which are the main ones.Seriously i never felt anything,no pity no sympathy, no love, no overprotection , i didn't even end it up hating them...
Really don't watch it. Really don't!
Hardcore Henry (2015)
Its really good and worth seeing it if....
You want to feel the adrenaline like its you playing. Its worth seeing if you re an FPS gamer. And its worth seeing if You like blood and gore!
Not worth seeing if you get dizzy easy. Not worth seeing if you seek deep confusing plot that will have you saying "oh wow didn't see that coming".
I think this is the best and most accurate review here on IMDb. This movie does have both plot and storyline its just not that complicated to grasp.Its all about the action and the genre of FPS movies.
upvote this so others will know too :)
Mom (2013)
It makes my day.
Oh man this show is so funny that totally makes me laugh all the way, and thats exactly what one can ask by a comedy show.
Im really stunned reading some reviews here on IMDb about how bad this is and that its not funny ,i cant believe that there are people that judge this show so harshly.
I also read 1 review saying how much the pregnancy episodes will affect the teenage girls and they will find it cute to be pregnant too.And i have to say if those teens get pregnant cause they saw it on Mom they have much bigger problems than a baby, mostly educational and luck of common sense.
Its really funny and i suggest to all that you should watch 1-3 episodes and make your own minds instead of listening to those haters.
Mr. Right (2015)
Its funny with the most awkward way .Loved it
I read some reviews saying this is "shallow"?! not funny and a bunch of other absurd stuff like that. I mean seriously what depth exactly did you expect from such film?.. Enough with the sofa "experts" saying whatever they read somewhere else and actually review this..
This film is entertaining with a really unique way, (i wont deny that the humor is really not for everyone) They create all sort of weird situations that make you laugh with the fact that they even happening like that.
It also includes some fighting scenes that are actually really good with nice choreography. The plot has no holes in it, and i mean none,everything is covered just fine.
grab some popcorn relax and you will have fun while it lasts. i would recommend it.
American Horror Story (2011)
Huge load of ...crap
I do like horror i do like fiction but this is disappointing. I gave this show a try, in fact 6 ones,I watched 6 episodes.
I have to say its a crappy show because the human interactions they are trying to depict are dead wrong,awkward,fake. I cant really point out the facts that make it seem so "fake" but it is..Besides some reactions to certain situations (2-3) all the other ones are so off.They tried to create a messed up family with dark secrets but all the human interactions feel wrong.And at this point i feel i became repetitive.
I cant continue watching this and i wouldn't recommend it to no one in a good mental health.
Gods of Egypt (2016)
Haters Going to hate !
Let me start but saying the obvious that haters going to hate.. You know that its hate when you read"the worst movie ever seen" in a movie with butler and 140m budget.. Don't get me wrong the movie isn't Oscar material or breath taking but surely not 5...
The movie was enjoyable with some good fighting action and nice scenes.Its all about love and that being kind matters(good point if u ask me)
My complaints are that the story is rushed at the beginning and doesn't give time for the audience to like the lead mortal actor "bek" his beloved one zaya.It would make a big difference if the film gave us 10-15 minutes more on just their story of how their love began and where it lead them.
So we have 1 enjoyable movie that makes 2 hours pass lightly. My score is 7/10 just for the "poor" character development of bek and zaya.
The Blacklist (2013)
It makes me so mad.
So lets start by saying that this how has a great start and a nice plot without many holes.Packs a lot of action that rarely goes wrong.
And it hooks you cause of the believable situations about how the "underworld" operates.
That is till that "elizabeth keen"(lead actress) opens her mouth saying the most stupid things ever heard. Oh i want a baby but i will adopt not get birth of a baby cause many babies out there need a good family, who u think u are jolie?
plus she works with a man thats knows all about her past and when she asks and he doesn't reply she just goes with it.
She asks again after 3 episodes same story... After some episodes gets pregnant but now she will give the kid for adoption cause she is not safe anymore although she stopped being an FBI agent..
I really cant put in words of how stupid and un natural that woman thinks,acts,speaks. Im at 3rd season 13 episode and decided i stop watching it cause she makes me so mad i cant enjoy the series...
FYI im not saying she is bad actress , her role is bad.her script is bad....
This is not a review per say but an opinion i had to write somewhere !!
The Hateful Eight (2015)
Just a TV movie
Don't believe haters because they had set the bar too high and when the movie didn't satisfy them people tend to hate.
Also don't believe the glorious reviews talking about a masterpiece and stuff like that because its surely not one.
H8full 8 was just a TV movie (long one) for some friends to watch at the comfort of the sofa.Not a movie to watch at cinema's for sure. The plot was good but the story just kept going and going and got tiresome. surely 1hour and 40 minutes would be more than enough.
My rating is 4 cause acting was good most of the time. my suggestion don't go to the cinema wait for the DVD to rent or maybe skip it, it wont make a difference at all really.
edit: i really lost a lot of faith to IMDb cause of the rating this movie have.Im stunned .Its way higher than it really deserves
Turbo Kid (2015)
Ridiculous.
I think this is the last time i trust IMDb ratings and reviews before viewing something.Its so misleading!!People trashing blockbusters with huge budgets and awesome casts and scripts and yet they praise this huge load of crap and rate it 7.1? HA hA!!!!
So lets actually review the title. We have a female lead character that her dialog and script are pretty much laughable(in the wrong way most of the times) . the post apocalyptic world we get to see is 2 warehouses and i would say 50 people.And the best way to try and live is arm wrestling for no reason ..wear outfits like its halloween and ride around on bicycles!!!!yeah bicycles!!! I don't have a problem with guts and gore , but when done like in this film is again laughable in the wrong way.
I really want to say so much but this title isn't worth my time. I would not suggest this to anyone except to some boys night with a lot of drinking.
the movie is ridiculous . Not worth the time .No acting besides 2 actors.
2/10
The Whispers (2015)
Total garbage.Listen to the reviews.
Listen to the reviews.This show is a waste of your time, or it will be if you start watching it, cause by the time it starts to be a total garbage is too late.You already watched 5-6 episodes.
OK let me explain.The idea of the show is great if you are in to the sci-fi things.The actual visual outcome in screen is pretty much OK too,the show has a good start and improves a bit by building up the mystery and thrill.
And when you get actually hooked they start messing everything up at the point that no matter how hooked you are you just cant disregard the stupidness and the wrong details.We are talking about major flaws in both script and human relations and interactions in the point you will actually raise your hand and slap your forehead (facepalm) for how "alien" they show human behavior . the rating 3 is because the first 3 episodes where OK. You have been warned.
Extant (2014)
Sadly im really disappointed in this
Before this series air i caught the trailer somewhere and i was instantly hooked up. Halle berry in a TV series, in a sci-fi allien type TV series hell yeah !!! i couldn't wait for it ,i always searched the air date and some more details about it.. Then it aired..first episode was ehhhh so-so but OK wasn't really frustrated at that time .I said next one will be fantastic.. Having just finished watching 9-10 episode i must say im REALLY disappointed in this series and i will not watch it anymore. Some reviews said about some bulbs that heat and they didn't use LEDS and such things..who gives a crap about those details????The awfulness about this is not in such petty details , its in its weak script, poor and really unbelievable dialogs!! i would suggest to you guys to go ahead and watch 2 episodes if u don't like it by then stop watching , series goes on at the same style.If u like it , what can i say there are actually some weird people out there and you re 1 of them :) have fun. 3/10
The Expendables 3 (2014)
Exactly what you expect to see
So as the title says, its exactly what you expect to see .You are going to see a million bullets fired at the main characters and don't hit them, but every single bullet the leading characters fire leaves a dead body ,not so bad if you are a fun of this type of films !
There are some serious explosions through the film that are really believable and some stunts that are performed good.
If you are a snob viewer that wants "true story" go and see some documentary or a biography, this film has is not for snobby viewers cause OK some things are just unbelievable..But this type of films always has those parts.
Some scene with the helicopters seemed fake(computerised) but its OK, if you re a fan of bullets flying around you can oversee it.. So overall a good film with a lot of action that i would suggest !!
Appleseed Alpha (2014)
So so...
Im a fan of 3d art movies like this , sci-fi mostly ,and i ve seen a couple .This could be a lot better . There are some serious problems in the character developmet.You never really get to know the characters and personally i didn't grow fond of anyone like i suppose to( i mean you grow fond of the leading characters usually) Some conversations are too flat and some times even a bit cheezy. The real problem is that when the characters meet some new ones their behaviour,conversations and the way of approach are really off. The way they try to make contact and gain trust is unrealistic. The action scenes are nice though and the graphics. So overall we have some bad script but nice scenes.i wouldn't recommend it though.
Coriolanus (2011)
By the Gods
That was the lamest thing i've ever watched.
Sharkctopus looks like fun compare to it.. Hearing people speak like that ,oh my god it hurt my ears. masterpiece my *ss,Shakespeare should stay in theater where he belongs or at least transfer as is..hearing and acting like that in 2013 having internet,cars and all of todays comfort is odd.
It all comes down to preference of people,if watching theater is in your tastes,hearing Shakespeare text go ahead and watch it. If giving 20$ or so to go and see some lame guys on stage rumbling in a peculiar language seems stupid i warn you stay away form this!