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Axegrinder 666 (2023)
Cinema died with this
I knew from the very beginning that "Axegrinder 666" wouldn't be the title of a Tarkovsky masterpiece, but, I was curious about how bad it could be, and, it amazed me.
It's not just poorly executed in every possible aspect a movie can be poorly executed; poorly written, poorly recorded, poorly edited, poorly acted, and a long etcetera. Which, overall, makes it very funny and corny. Corbin character is hilarious. Extra exposition from part of the characters makes it funnier. And, gothic women are an absolute yes.
I really loved Patricia C. Rodríguez and Stephanie Ward. They're smoking hot and made this movie worthy to watch.
Aberrance (2022)
Yes, this was an Aberrance
Do you remember that famous Guinea Pig movie what Charlie Sheen once saw and though it was real? That it was just a man disguised as a samurai cutting off a woman limb by limb?
Well, that movie had a better plot and a more interesting storytelling. Besides, practical effects that were used were so good that every chop looked real.
This movie is bad. There's no explanation to anything. None of the characters have a real motivation, nothing happened for a reason.
Yesterday I watched A Song from the Dark, a Nigerian movie that also wasn't good, and I thought that it was going to be the worst movie I've seen this week, but, Aberrance proved me wrong.
A Song from the Dark (2024)
Don't waste your time
It's pretty interesting how they use the religious elements from the Nigerian culture, I bet the director/screenwriter know them well.
Sadly, characters are written poorly, acting is really awful and storytelling is really limited.
I appreciate the effort they put into special effects with a short budget, but that weird shaking cam and other visual elements feel so cheap and artificial that they take away any seriousness the film intents. They look cartoon-like instead of horror-like.
At its best, the movie is amateurish, at its worst, is like a high school/college project.
I hope this movie serves as an experience to enhance the abilities from all the involved.
Tu coño (2023)
Pretentious, dull and poorly executed
We could say that this is a ver boring porn movie, or it is a very pretentious movie about porn.
The director tries to elevate porn to a state of art, failing in every possible way.
The screenplay, the dialogue, are poorly written in rhyme.
Every "actor" has the script in their hands when they're not banging.
There's no cinematographic language. There's just a camera still, sometimes moving to a different position.
And, if this is a porn movie, the dialogue is even worst than in many porn movies.
I think the only merit it has, it's that the guy kept his hard on no matter how stupid the scene was.
Aiyai: Wrathful Soul (2020)
A masterclass of how not to
I can understand low budget as a genre itself, but low creativity, bad acting, terrible CGI, dumb plot and lazy writing aren't a genre but a movie disgrace. As we say in Spanish: fueron los 80 minutos más aguados de mi vida.