It seems as if this movie was two spliced into one. Half of the scenes were filmed completely in China with completely different actors than the part that was seemingly filmed in America. These scenes had nothing to do with each other whatsoever. The main character's acting was so awful, they would have been better off hiring a crash dummy and just animate it during the action scenes. The funniest part was that he had a skinny and ugly wife, who seemingly took about 20 minutes to die after she got stabbed with a sword. She bled orange blood out of her mouth before bleeding from the actual wound itself! (Talk about needing some damned iron in your system!!) If I'm not mistaken, Ninjas are supposed to be low-key and and very inconspicuous. In other words, you're not supposed to be easily seen. Furthermore, people are not supposed to know that you are a ninja. However, the director of this movie felt it important to have the "ninjas" in this movie clad in highly visible outfits which had luminous yellow, green and red colors. They fought mostly in the daytime. Oh and not to mention, they felt compelled to wear head bands that read 'Ninja' on the front!!! One of my best friends in the world bought this DVD in a $1.00 bin at Big Lots. He sat me down and said "You have to see this movie!! It's awful, but it's funny as hell!!" I really wish that I had those 2 hours of my life back!!
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