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Space Sharks (2024)
I want the 1 hour of my life back
The acting in the movie resembles two infants trying to build a spaceship.
A shark horror movie without any sharks , CGI from 1990s. I have seen adult films with better plot, acting and even action.
45 minutes of the movie is just people walking around doing nothing...
I will now do what they did in the movie and copy paste this twice to fill time
The acting in the movie resembles two infants trying to build a spaceship.
A shark horror movie without any sharks , CGI from 1990s. I have seen adult films with better plot, acting and even action.
45 minutes of the movie is just people walking around doing nothing...
The Overnight (2022)
Yeah... Its bad
Row's (the guy) acting actually saves this from a 1-2* to a 3*.
Clark's on the other hand is what is pulling it down to a 1-2*.
Terrible acting from most characters, lots of plotholes, a "demon" thats basically yellow eyes, and without any sense of horror.
It's a shame because you can tell that someone put effort into this movie.
Stranger Things: Chapter Six: The Dive (2022)
Slow... Poor...and a disappointment
If this was rhe first season then I would had stopped watching. The episodes get slower and slower, include plots that could had been done in 2.minutes and drag them on and on while the locations look like an expensive theatre production than a multi million dollar set.
Kung Fu (2021)
I have seen worse...but damn this is bad
Filled with plotholes , idiotic scenes , a gringefest like you have never seen before and a sacrilege to the previous series.
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The casting is beyond terrible and the fight scenes look like they didn't even hired someone to show them how to fight.
Dear White People (2017)
Worst than what it seems and I am African American
I went in this series with an open mind. Friends told me that it's bad but I've seen a few recommendations on Netflix and this one kept being pushed so I thought Why Not?
Oh boy... Each episode gets worse and worse trying to push the constant narrative that white people are evil.
I am African American and this show is insulting and racist towards people.
Tyrant: Two Graves (2016)
One of the worst things I have seen!
Filled with woke material this is just too much to handle.
No wonder it gor cancelled as each episode of season 3 got worse and worse...with viewers constantly waiting for it to remember its roots and at the end that never happened which resulted in its cancellation.
"Go woke, go broke" was never more right than this.
Halo (2022)
If only the didn't show his face...
Seriously, this could had been a really good series if only the followed the lore or at least respect it.
It's not a bad series but honestly it could had been an 8 or even a 9 if they didn't show his face and kept the plot around master chief.
Umma (2022)
The ad said it was a horror
One of the worst movies of the year. The literal definition of bait and switch where they show you a nice horror cover, an scary trailer and at the end its a drama with nothing scary in it.
60% of the movie is dark and you can't see anything and the rest is just weird meaningless conversations.
People pirate this and still want their money back.
The Canterville Ghost (2021)
Just terrible
I gave this a shot, I really did. Besides the cringefest at the beginning I actually forced my self to watch it since I loved the book and previous older movies.
Honestly though... I have seen better acting and CGI in my toilet with puppets made out of toilet paper.
Ridiculous plot changes, acting that needs to be showed as "things to avoid" in acting lessons, CGI thats worse than SyFi movies.
Such a disappointment.
Murderville (2022)
Funniest thing I have seen
This show is either you get it or not.
Its funny and dumb and it should be seen as such. Many review it with 1-2 stars because they can't figure out that its a live comedy show rather than a scripted one.
Original
Funny
Batman
What more do you want?
Riverdance: The Animated Adventure (2021)
Loved every bit
Honestly this is a solid good family fun movie.
Lots of nice dancing, music and a decent plot. Yes of course its not ground breaking but its a solid good film. I ak rating it higher just to balance it out from some haters.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
Family fun
Loved every bit and so did my kids! I honestly do not understand the 6s that many people give or the others that expected nudity and violence in this. Its clearly a fun family movie.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Could had been better
Firstly, the Leon and Jill casting was terrible. Both of them totally made their characters unrecognisable.
Secondly the movie scare factor should had been increased.
Rest not so bad but the first two , besides huge plot holes, bring the movie down.
The Exorcism in Amarillo (2020)
Amazingly funny
Yeah... its worse than shooting your balls with a shotgun. I want my hour back and my braincells. Everyone voting anything more than 2 stars most likely started in it.
The Manor (2021)
Boring, slow, unoriginal
Firstly the acting is somewhat OK which is why this is a 3 and not a 2...but thats about it.
The directing at points looks like its a romantic film instead of horror/thriller. The constant expected attempts at jump scares are poor and at the end even funny.
Do yourself a favor and skip this.
Justice Society: World War II (2021)
Good actually
I don't see why people hate it.
Sure it ain't really progressing any storylines or so but its a good action movie. No agendas or forced genders, no hidden meanings etc.
Just a good solid animated movie.
Masters of the Universe: Revelation (2021)
Terrible Bait and Switch
Just name the damn series the Teela show and let Teela fans watch it. It's like doing a Rambo movie where the hero is Predator.