Cum Credits

In recent years one gets the feeling that Brazzers has given up on the DVD format, issuing randomly assembled shows of poor quality. Obviously the emphasis has to be on web content (for subscription or streaming) in today's climate, but "Cum Credits" is crummier than usual.

The almost obligatory inclusion of an intentionally badly edited vignette goes to one part of a 3-part British made story, that I attribute by inference to director Dick Bush (no screen credit, per usual). Danny D has been hired by ZZ Academy headmistress Rebecca More to infiltrate and spy on a campus gang called the Mathletes -seemingly innocent nerds who win intra-college contests but in More's eyes a bunch of j.d.'s. At one point Mea Melone of the gang is starting to give DD's huge cock a blow-job, and the Brazzers cutters suddenly jump-cut (unmatched footage) to intercourse further in the scene. For the fans at least they leave in the ultimate money shot that occurs: DD spraying Mea's face with more jism than even Peter North could produce back in his heyday as porn's Numero Uno splasher.

Rebecca is outstanding in fetish-gear as sexual dominatrix in these scenes, which also feature Bush regular Luke Hardy as a stud in the gang, as well as young Sam Bourne in a NonSex role as fellow gang member. Another Bush stock company player Ian Hurley briefly portrays the Mathletes supervisor.

Cover girl on the DVD is Dillion Harper, fairly embarrassing as a schoolgirl who masturbates during class, with a horribly faked squirting moment thrown in. She gets to hump teach, played by Romeo Price whose line readings are even worse than usual.

Alison Tyler is her Amazonian self in a very lengthy (and unlike Mea's scene, unedited) Bonus Scene that I clocked at 48 minutes long, surely overstaying its welcome in limning sex between a security guard (Bill Bailey) and masturbator in the library.