Hustler's Girl on Girl: Milk

The usually reliable Stuart Canterbury stubs his toe with this boring and pointless Hustler release about milk, not the Lactation kind that certain porn fans know and love, but just that stuff we drink.

Main gimmick is the milk bath, but certainly Canterbury fails in any attempt to bring back Claudette Colbert in her famous Cecil B. DeMille scene playing Cleopatra nude in milky bathtub action. No, Stu dellivers awful set-up scenes before the all-girl cast gets down to Sapphic sex, and might as well have gone over to the dark side and delivered wall-to-wall gonzo action instead.

Dumbest segment has Adriana Sephora dressed up like a 1950s milk man, delivering bottles of milk to busty Randy Moore. It seems that Sephora's husband is not in the perfume business (as her surname would imply) but rather is still eking out a living somehow as a milkman. His sin is an affair with Moore, and Sephora is there to get her revenge, lesbo-style.

Almost as silly is a final scene set in a barn filled with hay, as cute Chrissy Nova and the talented Breanne Benson play milk maids, replete with Amish-styled head gear. They recite idiotic drivel as dialog before tribbing their hearts (and pussies) out, a very wimpy version of the current porn fetish depicting Mormon or Amish girls having sex.