Us (II) (2019)
Tim Heidecker: Josh Tyler, Tex
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Quotes
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Josh Tyler : [thinking she heard something outside their house] I feel like I heard the backup generator go on, too.
Josh Tyler : What do you know about the backup generator?
Kitty Tyler : Can you stop being an asshole for two seconds? Just look.
Josh Tyler : All right. I'm looking. I'll get my binoculars. I see nothing. I see beautiful stars.
Kitty Tyler : Are you really looking?
Josh Tyler : Yeah, I'm looking. Oh, shit. No, yeah, I... there's something out there.
Kitty Tyler : Don't fuck with me, Josh.
Josh Tyler : I'm not fucking with you. I'm serious. There's something out there. Look. Look behind the car.
Kitty Tyler : Where? I don't see it.
Josh Tyler : It's by the car. Look.
Kitty Tyler : I can't...
Josh Tyler : Oh, shit.
Kitty Tyler : What?
Josh Tyler : Oh, my God, it's O.J.!
[she realizes he's just screwing around]
Josh Tyler : It's O.J. Simpson.
Kitty Tyler : What is wrong with you? Seriously.
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Kitty Tyler : What was that?
Josh Tyler : What?
Kitty Tyler : I heard something outside.
Josh Tyler : Okay.
Kitty Tyler : A rustling. Walking, like a person. There's a person walking around outside our fucking house.
Josh Tyler : It's probably a squirrel. I don't know.
Kitty Tyler : Would you please get up and look?
Josh Tyler : [lounging in a recliner] I'm busy. I'm... I'm busy. So...
[Kitty glares]
Josh Tyler : Maybe it's a... a pizza guy. Maybe the girls ordered pizza.
Kitty Tyler : Get up and take a look. I'm scared.
Josh Tyler : Oh... I don't want to. I want to stay down here. I want to just stay in my cozy spot.
Kitty Tyler : [insistently] Get up and look.
Josh Tyler : [getting to his feet] Jesus Christ.
