Will a 'bling' ring or the courage to save his city from an army of evil robots win the heart of Sam's childhood sweetheart?Will a 'bling' ring or the courage to save his city from an army of evil robots win the heart of Sam's childhood sweetheart?Will a 'bling' ring or the courage to save his city from an army of evil robots win the heart of Sam's childhood sweetheart?
Taylor Kitsch
- Sam
- (voice)
Jennette McCurdy
- Sue
- (voice)
James Woods
- Victor
- (voice)
Carla Gugino
- Catherine
- (voice)
Jason Mewes
- Kit
- (voice)
Jason Kravits
- Oscar
- (voice)
Jim Breuer
- Mr. Glump
- (voice)
Steve Kramer
- Zang
- (voice)
Meira Blinkoff
- Minitar
- (voice)
Asher Blinkoff
- Minitar
- (voice)
Julian Zane
- Minitar
- (voice)
Dave B. Mitchell
- Police
- (voice)
- (as Dave Mitchell)
- …
Alicyn Packard
- Cancan Robot
- (voice)
Rena Strober
- Computer Voice
- (voice)
Richard Epcar
- Captain Black
- (voice)
Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaThe pass code to enter Oscar's lair (36-24-36) is historically considered to be a woman's "ideal" measurements.
- Crazy creditsThe credits show Oscar and Victor escaping from prison and the heroes responding to it. It leaves with the villains in their lair.
- SoundtracksAll For You
Performed by Massey Boyz w/ Cassidy Cooper
Written by Jerry Deaton, Mason Cooper, Eddie Ponce, Cassidy Cooper Christopher Massey, Kyle Massey
Produced by Mason Cooper, Jerry Deaton
Featured review
Sad robot is sad.
Now, be warned. I am an adult, by which I mean I am over 21. In fact, I'm near 60. And this movie is aimed at children. So, when I give it a craptastic rating, it's because I may not have the same humor level as a 5 year old, regardless of what my wife says. The beginning seemed to both of us, the wife and me, to be telling children that in order to be successful and rich, you must be a wealthy man and no woman would be interested in any man who wasn't. It's about a boy, probably around 8 or 7 or some Jimmy Neutron age (ah! That's where I've seen the animation style) who is in love (REALLY?) with a girl around the same age. His inability to say what he wants to ('Sue, I love you, will you marry me?') is what this whole shebang is about.
Scene change to ... oh, I don't know.. 20 years into the future? The time line wasn't explained till way later. Our hero is living in an apartment with a kung-fu monkey, a pig in a cape, and what looks like a frog with ears whose name is Okra. What the what?
Oh... Oh... I get it... they're robots. They work at an amusement park, and hero boy is the guy who invented these autonomous, self aware robots who can smell and eat and fart and blow bubbles. Wow! The future looks so cool!
Okay... that's all I'm gonna say about the plot and pretty much all I'm gonna say about the movie. At this point, I left and watched another episode of House of Cards, just to get the Ick out of my brain.
The wife wanted to take a nap so I put on something boring and innocuous. This movie, for example. So I lied. Sue me. I'm gonna say one more thing about the movie.
There are a few cute moments. Like... umm... James Woods sort of cute. Didn't even recognize the voice, so good on him! I did tear up at the end, but then I'm a sucker for happy endings, even really stupid ones.
Children, especially those who have yet to be fully potty trained, may find this movie partially amusing. Then again, they may just throw their poo at you and ask for something intelligent.
Scene change to ... oh, I don't know.. 20 years into the future? The time line wasn't explained till way later. Our hero is living in an apartment with a kung-fu monkey, a pig in a cape, and what looks like a frog with ears whose name is Okra. What the what?
Oh... Oh... I get it... they're robots. They work at an amusement park, and hero boy is the guy who invented these autonomous, self aware robots who can smell and eat and fart and blow bubbles. Wow! The future looks so cool!
Okay... that's all I'm gonna say about the plot and pretty much all I'm gonna say about the movie. At this point, I left and watched another episode of House of Cards, just to get the Ick out of my brain.
The wife wanted to take a nap so I put on something boring and innocuous. This movie, for example. So I lied. Sue me. I'm gonna say one more thing about the movie.
There are a few cute moments. Like... umm... James Woods sort of cute. Didn't even recognize the voice, so good on him! I did tear up at the end, but then I'm a sucker for happy endings, even really stupid ones.
Children, especially those who have yet to be fully potty trained, may find this movie partially amusing. Then again, they may just throw their poo at you and ask for something intelligent.
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- joegoda
- Mar 27, 2016
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- Almost Heroes 3D
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- Budget
- $15,000,000 (estimated)
- Gross worldwide
- $1,404,291
- Runtime1 hour 22 minutes
- Color
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- 1.78 : 1 / (high definition)
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