- Self - Host: [to a passerby] We doing the Seinfeld reunion, and you're not in it.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: See, because you're so charming you got away with insulting her, profoundly.
- Self - Host: Thank you.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Do you think I'm nice?
- Self - Host: Do you think I'm nice?
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Anyone CAN be nice. Hitler can be nice.
- Self - Host: Well, you're nicer than Hitler.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: [after asking for their coffee to be reheated] I thought I was nice. The guy's calling me an asshole behind my back.
- Self - Host: THAT is the right way to call someone an asshole. Behind their back.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus: You can put that in your book of...
- Self - Host: "Asshole Manners."