Quotes
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Lyla : You're a bit late.
Miguel O'Hara : Can't all be everywhere at once.
Lyla : A little text might have been nice.
Miguel O'Hara : I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?
Lyla : Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but... here's the good news.
Miguel O'Hara : Oh, here we go.
Lyla : The multiverse didn't collapse.
Miguel O'Hara : Oh, cool!
Lyla : A little touch and go. It worked out.
Miguel O'Hara : Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?
Lyla : It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.
Miguel O'Hara : You always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and that bums me out.
Lyla : Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype.
Miguel O'Hara : Not excited.
Lyla : But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. Or the last.
Miguel O'Hara : Okay, so we're just... gonna roll the dice on this?
Lyla : So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?
Miguel O'Hara : Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67.
[Miguel jumps into Earth-67 and meets that universe's Spider-Man]
Miguel O'Hara : Whoa!
Spider-Man (Earth-67) : What the- ?
Miguel O'Hara : I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.
Spider-Man (Earth-67) : [pointing at Miguel] Who the heck are you?
Miguel O'Hara : [pointing back] I, I just told you. Now listen, listen. I'm from the future.
Spider-Man (Earth-67) : [pointing back] How dare you point at me.
Miguel O'Hara : [pointing back] You, you were pointing first.
Spider-Man (Earth-67) : [pointing back] It's rude to point.
Miguel O'Hara : [pointing back] You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying!
Police Officer (Earth-67) : Which one pointed first?
J. Jonah Jameson (Earth-67) : Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously!
Miguel O'Hara : [as both Spider-Men continue to point at each other] You're pointing at me right now! Look at you! Look what you did there! Look at your finger right now!
Spider-Man (Earth-67) : You're pointing. I've been pointing at your pointing. It's different than normal pointing.
Miguel O'Hara : You are pointing...
Spider-Man (Earth-67) : You haven't seen pointing until I'm finished with you.
Miguel O'Hara : You're accusing me of pointing while you're...