Royal Destiny

This is a strange little IFD-produced action film made by editing two different films together and re-dubbing the whole thing to make a nonsensical story about the drug baron of munich vs several caucasian hong kong mafias vs several law enforcement agencies.

75% of the finished frankenmovie comes from a movie about various incompetent police officers vs ruthless drug dealers. The other 25% of the movie is about a blonde lady in an abusive relationship with a g gordon liddy-looking martial arts trainer and her scheme with a police officer (who looks like a failed attempt to clone richard harrison) to get g gordon liddy arrested. There was also a scene about a burglar murdering a woman while her lover was in the bathroom, but that one didn't seem to be from either movie, though it's possible i just missed those three characters out of the dozens that are introduced up to that point.

The movie has the consistently funny english dubbing and strange choices that make me think godfrey ho must have had something to do with it, but i don't think he's credited. If you enjoy godfrey ho stuff, you'll probably enjoy this, however it really could have used some brightly-colored ninjas.

Sideburns guy is the best part of the movie. Pretend he's the protagonist and it gets better. Also, the ending is hilarious.