Desperate to be invited to the "cool kids" party, Pickle lends Lazer his pimple, Greg. When Pickle and Peanut get an old lady arrested, they decide to break her out of gramma jail.
The boys are put in charge of protecting Mjärt Mart's shopping carts. When Peanut discovers that Pickle never learned to swim, he takes him to the local pool for lessons.
Pickle and Peanut accidentally break Mjärt Mart's new automated checkout machine, the PAL-SCAN. Peanut enters Pickle in a contest to find the new face of America's Sweetboy Taffy.
Pickle and Peanut conjure up Gory Agnes, a ghost who appears in Pickle's bathroom mirror. When the boys break Pickle's couch, they go to Couch Dracula's to purchase a replacement.
When McSweats gets dumped by his girlfriend Francine, Pickle and Peanut try their hand at couples counseling. The boys convert a cell phone tree into their new hangout.
When Sneaky Patty needs a place to hide out for the night, she shows up at Peanut's house. Pickle loses his last baby tooth and instantly starts acting like an adult.