16 reviews
Flay: Absolute abomination of a movie
2019 has been a mess of a year so far and movies like Flay certainly aren't doing it any favors.
After the death of her mother a girl returns home, rekindles friendships, reunites with her estranged brother and battles a supernatural force.
Seen that before, but it's not normally this bad. The story is an absolute abomination, I can't stress just how much of a mess it is. At no point did I care where the story was going or the fates of any of the characters. In fact a lot of the time I really had very little clue as to what I was even watching.
Does that look like Slender Man on the cover? Well it is, kind of.........but this isn't a Slender Man movie. They just decided to throw him in because erm....reasons?
Awful plot, awful sfx, awful cast, just plain awful all round.
The Good:
That would be a no
The Bad:
Awful deaths
Rather boring
No originality
After the death of her mother a girl returns home, rekindles friendships, reunites with her estranged brother and battles a supernatural force.
Seen that before, but it's not normally this bad. The story is an absolute abomination, I can't stress just how much of a mess it is. At no point did I care where the story was going or the fates of any of the characters. In fact a lot of the time I really had very little clue as to what I was even watching.
Does that look like Slender Man on the cover? Well it is, kind of.........but this isn't a Slender Man movie. They just decided to throw him in because erm....reasons?
Awful plot, awful sfx, awful cast, just plain awful all round.
The Good:
That would be a no
The Bad:
Awful deaths
Rather boring
No originality
- Platypuschow
- Apr 14, 2019
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Bland Blumhouse wannabe.
I normally wouldn't bother reviewing a movie this bland but since no one else has bothered so far, I'll take a few minutes and maybe save someone else 90 mins.
A junkie mother dies under mysterious circumstances which the movie in not one but two cold opens assures us was supernatural. After that, her daughter has to return home to settle some affairs and care for her rebellious teenage brother. The supernatural force which is barely Slender Man starts menacing them in a series of whatever scares that might land for very young viewers.
The acting, the story, everything is just unmemorable. It's not even that the movie is remarkably bad. It's just blah. When you picture grade Z horror made by people that were neither exceptionally incompetent nor remotely talented, this is exactly the movie you see.
A junkie mother dies under mysterious circumstances which the movie in not one but two cold opens assures us was supernatural. After that, her daughter has to return home to settle some affairs and care for her rebellious teenage brother. The supernatural force which is barely Slender Man starts menacing them in a series of whatever scares that might land for very young viewers.
The acting, the story, everything is just unmemorable. It's not even that the movie is remarkably bad. It's just blah. When you picture grade Z horror made by people that were neither exceptionally incompetent nor remotely talented, this is exactly the movie you see.
My Review Of "Flay"
The story is your typical vengeance evil slaughter set up, and for what it's worth a decent story that would have made for a good paranormal horror had Pham not so desperately wanted to attach his film to the cultural craze happening around Slender Man. "Flay" offers up a varitable smorgasbord of bland melodrama and predictable schlock horror gimmicks in a blend of folklore and urban legend. Exploitation of Native heritage aside, a indigenous curse against Invaders that leeches its way through the centuries killing anyone who comes in contact with it or a cursed soul, is a great starting point.
Story aside, "Flay" doesn't balance out this flaw of flimsily blending horror tropes with great drama or situational substantial moments. A lot of the actions and dialog between characters seem off beat or out of step with what is going on at the moment. Some cast members seem less convinced about their character's predicament with one exception, the lead actress gives the best performance of all. And if you have to continuesly try and convince me how a Native American transforms into a Slender Man entity, and I still don't buy it, then maybe it's not the best creative choice to make conceptually.
Now to the fun stuff. The horror, the effects and the creepy things. "Flay" stays predictably within the familiar realm of paranormal mayhem. Scenes of sketchy jump scares, haunting spirits and plenty of CGI exploits are offered in an attempt to scare. With a lot of the used gimmicks the results vary. The jump scares fall flat, a couple got me, but the stuff I enjoyed was the typical ghosty tricks. Creepy spirit behind the victim, death scenes in traditional vengeful spirit fashion. As tacky as it may come I am a sucker for most of it. "Flay" is no exception. Overall this film will not be enjoyed by all. There is a lot wrong, but there are moments that shine. Go into it with an open mind and don't expect too much.
Story aside, "Flay" doesn't balance out this flaw of flimsily blending horror tropes with great drama or situational substantial moments. A lot of the actions and dialog between characters seem off beat or out of step with what is going on at the moment. Some cast members seem less convinced about their character's predicament with one exception, the lead actress gives the best performance of all. And if you have to continuesly try and convince me how a Native American transforms into a Slender Man entity, and I still don't buy it, then maybe it's not the best creative choice to make conceptually.
Now to the fun stuff. The horror, the effects and the creepy things. "Flay" stays predictably within the familiar realm of paranormal mayhem. Scenes of sketchy jump scares, haunting spirits and plenty of CGI exploits are offered in an attempt to scare. With a lot of the used gimmicks the results vary. The jump scares fall flat, a couple got me, but the stuff I enjoyed was the typical ghosty tricks. Creepy spirit behind the victim, death scenes in traditional vengeful spirit fashion. As tacky as it may come I am a sucker for most of it. "Flay" is no exception. Overall this film will not be enjoyed by all. There is a lot wrong, but there are moments that shine. Go into it with an open mind and don't expect too much.
- ASouthernHorrorFan
- Jun 1, 2019
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A young woman returns to her home after the mysterious death of her drug addicted mother.
We start off with a flashback of a native american tribesman who gets tortured and brutally murdered. Before his death he curses the chains with which he is bound with.
Fast forward, we see Moon(played by Elle LaMont) returning to her home town in order to prepare the wake of her mother. Unfortunately she receives a cold welcome from her brother (played by Dalton E. Gray) who appears to hate his older sister for leaving him behind to take care of their junkie mother by himself. Once home she realizes that her mother may have unleashed an evil spirit that is haunting her and her younger brother.
Considering the budget I think that some of the effects were very well done and the visuals were very decent. The story was unique and oddly enough quite enjoyable considering I am not the biggest fan of the Slenderman franchise. I did not expect to enjoy this movie since it is a low budget movie about Slenderman (a combination that sounded very bad for me) but I must admit that I was wrong. Yes there are a lot of plot holes and confusing points in the movie, combined with bad acting and forgettable characters but there is something about the movie that appealed to me. It does not fail to keep the tension throughout the movie and it keeps you entertained more than a lot of the big budget horror films that have come out lately.
Overall it's a fun B movie has its moments. If you are looking for a random movie to watch it fits the role perfectly.
Fast forward, we see Moon(played by Elle LaMont) returning to her home town in order to prepare the wake of her mother. Unfortunately she receives a cold welcome from her brother (played by Dalton E. Gray) who appears to hate his older sister for leaving him behind to take care of their junkie mother by himself. Once home she realizes that her mother may have unleashed an evil spirit that is haunting her and her younger brother.
Considering the budget I think that some of the effects were very well done and the visuals were very decent. The story was unique and oddly enough quite enjoyable considering I am not the biggest fan of the Slenderman franchise. I did not expect to enjoy this movie since it is a low budget movie about Slenderman (a combination that sounded very bad for me) but I must admit that I was wrong. Yes there are a lot of plot holes and confusing points in the movie, combined with bad acting and forgettable characters but there is something about the movie that appealed to me. It does not fail to keep the tension throughout the movie and it keeps you entertained more than a lot of the big budget horror films that have come out lately.
Overall it's a fun B movie has its moments. If you are looking for a random movie to watch it fits the role perfectly.
- hristi_vasilev
- May 24, 2018
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Horror best
Didn't have much expectation but it's much better than I thought. I'd rather watch more "horror" movies that are treated like thrillers like this one than the same bloody thrashers.
Good movie
Not sure what all the hate is about for this movie. Flay is quite decent and entertaining.
- hossamalbraak
- Dec 29, 2020
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Best movie I have seen in a LONG time....
I have been waiting for Flay to come out for a while now. I was searching for a movie on Saturday night. I decided to search on iTunes to see if Flay was available yet and when I saw it I got so excited. I have seen the trailer and read articles I was so pumped up for this movie. So I rented it and I was so amazed at how good it was. The acting is great. There is just the right amount of scares to keep you interested. It takes a lot to keep me interested in any movie. I Love this movie I will definitely buy this movie. It was that good. Give Flay a chance I think you will love it just like I do!
- xmeganx-674-110533
- Mar 12, 2018
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Flay has an artistic flair to...
Flay has an artistic flair to it that's nice change from the usual cheap guts and gore.
- oiiiohamzamoustansir
- Jan 5, 2021
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Flay is the man!
We should see more movies of this tall dude. Good direction by Eric Pham. You can tell it's an indie film, but it sure doesn't look like it. Flay has a Hollywood feel to it and yet it's very artistic on its own way. It was a good choice to not constantly push the Faceless villain in front of our faces (pun intended). Keeping Flay mysterious with only glimpses of him shows great restraint and creativity. Highly recommended!
- oiiioshadierhal
- Jan 3, 2021
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Flay is ballsy enough...
Flay is ballsy enough to be a horror movie that's more of a melodrama than just your typical horror. It has a decent story and cast is a bit uneven. The visuals and the direction are better than average. It's nice to see some originality for once when it comes to flashbacks while using Native Americans as part of the lore.
It's not the usual horror
But I was warned to not expect a horror ahead of time. It's good to know because it feels more like a thriller with plenty of jump scare. The visuals are disorienting and dramatic in a good way. The cast and acting was solid overall.
- oiiiokhaled
- Jan 3, 2021
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Mind-numbing entertainment. Loved it!
FLAY. FLAY. FLAY! I wish there were a little more blood and violence to really nail it in, but it does seem purposeful that the movie was going for the suspense and thrill. It works.
- oiiioailasaq
- Jan 3, 2021
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Perfect
The music gives me the creeps. The muted colors and the splash of red scenes are perfect for the mood. Loved every moment of it.
- oiiiomahmeou
- Jan 5, 2021
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Flay! Loved it.
I want to see more. So much more interesting than the poorly written Slender Man. Sony should have release this movie.
- oiiioimsingle
- Jan 3, 2021
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Enjoyed this movie.
The casting is right on. The brother was pretty annoying at first, but it's understandable as his character evolves. Elle LaMont is a perfect as Moon and Violett Beane is stunning in her small role. Glad to see A. Michael Baldwin again. It's been many movies since the Phantasm days. Hope to see more of him.
- oiiiokamal
- Jan 3, 2021
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This movie seems to be a little misunderstood.
It seems like a fun little movie that my daughter enjoyed (she's 11 and she likes horror movies) I made sure there's nothing too violent and it's not. Flay has the right amount of thrills and jump scares for her.
- oiiiosoniabeg
- Jan 5, 2021
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