Jane Wants a Boyfriend (2015)
Gabriel Ebert: Jack
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Quotes
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Jane : You really shouldn't do that, it's bad for you. And it's illegal to smoke indoors in the State of New York.
Jack : I've heard that. I've also heard that cookies make your butt fat.
Jane : Well, I'd rather have a big cookie butt than be dead.
Jack : Yeah, because then you could eat your own big cookie butt.
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[Jack is reading on the floor of the store]
Bookstore Worker : Maybe you wanna buy it.
Jack : See, this is why people go to Barnes and Noble.