The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Workplace Proximity (2013)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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Quotes 

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well?

  Howard Wolowitz : Okay, fine. I did say that, and I think it's true. I think if we work together and live together, we'd get sick of each other.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, but to be fair, he only said the part about him getting sick of you.

  Howard Wolowitz : [angrily]  For the love of God, why?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Sheldon awkwardly heads towards Leonard and Raj on the couch]  What exactly do you think you'd get sick of?

  Raj Koothrappali : [speaking quietly to Leonard]  His only options here are to fake a heart attack or have a real one.

  Howard Wolowitz : It's nothing in particular. I...

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Is it my voice? Am I too bossy?

  Howard Wolowitz : [he rubs his right arm]  My arm is feeling numb.

  Leonard Hofstadter : [to Raj]  Nailed it.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's the wrong arm for a heart attack, Doofus.

• Howard Wolowitz : I'm just saying I'd never want to work with Bernadette. I mean, can you imagine seeing someone all day long, then you're supposed to hang out with them after work, too?

  Raj Koothrappali : Whoa, hold on. We do that all the time. You and I work together and play together.

  Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, I know, and it drove me into the arms of another woman.

• [last lines] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : Laser's warmed up.

  Howard Wolowitz : Pull!

  [Raj throws up a balloon, which Howard bursts using the laser] 

  Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali , Sheldon Cooper : Yay!

• Raj Koothrappali : You know, my parents met at his place of work.

  Sheldon Cooper : Your father's a gynecologist.

  Raj Koothrappali : I know; what started as a pap smear turned into a date. Which turned into her working there, which turned into marriage, which then turned into hatred which continues to this day.