- Justin Davis: Of course, I wore a condom.
- Sammy Deetz: I wear three. It desensitizes me so I don't ejaculate prematurely.
- Justin Davis: You know, that's actually dangerous. They say the more condoms you wear, the higher risk there is of breaking.
- Sammy Deetz: Old wives' tale.
- Justin Davis: No, that's just a fact.
- Sammy Deetz: Laura, come here.
- Laura Leonard: What?
- Sammy Deetz: Is it true that if you use multiple condoms--say, three condoms--it increases the friction, which, in turn, increases the risk of breakage?
- Laura Leonard: Condoms... who needs 'em?
- Sammy Deetz: Listen to this one.
- Laura Leonard: I get enough rubber up my vagina with my yearly visit to Dr. Karen, so...
- Sammy Deetz: Excuse me. Whoa!
- Laura Leonard: Justin, you look really uncomfortable right now.
- Justin Davis: I am. Yeah.
- Sammy Deetz: Dude, do not get right back into a relationship.
- Justin Davis: Why not? Isn't that what this whole online dating thing is about anyway?
- Sammy Deetz: No. It's about having sex with sluts.
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