Wow, just wow. I've seen some bad movies in my time, but this one truly redefines the genre of "Why Was This Even Made?" If you're looking for a film that makes you question your life choices within the first 10 minutes, look no further.
The plot? Nonexistent. The acting? More wooden than a lumberjack convention. The special effects? Let's just say I've seen better graphics on a 1990s screensaver.
But hey, at least they tried... right? Tried to make sure you never watch another movie again, that is. If you're up for the challenge, I dare you to make it past the 10-minute mark. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
In conclusion, this movie is a real gem-if you're into watching paint dry. Save yourself the time and frustration. Or don't. I mean, someone's got to keep the fast-forward button in business.
