- Lisa Simpson: My own daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant, like Hitler or Prince Harry.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, Bloody Harry. He brought back beheading in a big way.
- Lisa Simpson: Sometimes I wish strangling your children was still legal.
- Marge Simpson: Not since they passed Homer's Law.
- Bart Simpson: This place hasn't changed a bit.
- Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I've been meaning to change things, but this place keeps being a crime scene.