Flight (I) (2012)

John Goodman: Harling Mays

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• Harling Mays : Do not touch the merch mother fucker!

• Harling Mays : [to a nurse]  Honey, could you hustle us up a couple of daiquiris and a cocktail weenie? On second thought, just bring the booze, I brought my own weenie. Oh, she's offended. And she should be. I'm a pig. And I hate me. That's what we have in common, nurse Rached. We both hate me.

• Harling Mays : All right gentlemen, I need that table cleared and placed in front of Whip with a chair behind it. Now, please! I need a glass of water, I need a credit card, I need a hundred dollar bill.

  Charlie Anderson : I've, I've got a twenty.

  Harling Mays : She'll do.

• Harling Mays : What the hell kind of meds they giving you? Alprazolam: that's generic xanax. Hydrocodone: that's generic Vicodin. Probably Canadian. Where's the dihydromorphinone? Is this amateur hour? Get that doctor in here; you just saved a hundred people!

  Whip : Harling! Did you bring my smokes?

  Harling Mays : Yes I did. I got your medicines, and yes I got your smokes right here. Here's a fresh carton. Hell, if I was you, I'd fire up right here in the damn room.

• Harling Mays : Oh! Oh, almost forgot- I got you some stroke mags. Been in the hospital, know what you need. Got Juggs, Hot Milfs and Eat Ass Masters. You just stroke it all day- you're a hero. If I was you, I'd just lay here, pulling on that thing all day long.

• Harling Mays : I'm on the list, baby girl. Mister Mays. Harling.

• Harling Mays : See y'all on the dark side of the Moon.

• Harling Mays : You're a hero, man! You will never pay for a drink for as long as you live.

• Harling Mays : Whip. What's the deal, buddy? You look like you're hurt for certain.

  [someone tries to take his bag] 

  Harling Mays : DO NOT TOUCH THE MERCH, MOTHERFUCKER! Take one step back, please.