- Philippe: [Driss shaves François beard turning into a weird mustache] Oh, it's awful.
- [moments later, it's turned into a old-fashioned mustache]
- Philippe: I look like my grandpa.
- Driss: Okay. Let me shave the rest off.
- Philippe: [François now has a Hitler mustache] No, come on.
- Driss: That's not funny, no?
- Philippe: Don't you mean "nein"?
- [does a German gibberish, they both laugh later on]
- Driss: [after listening to classical music] We listened to your classics. Now it's time to listen to mine.
- [plays Earth Wind & Fire]
- Driss: Guys from the north drink so much, they're all beating their ladies. She'll see there's no risk with you.
- [Philippe chuckles]
- Driss: It's not about being ready. I do not do that. I don't empty a stranger's butt. I don't even empty a friend's butt. I usually don't empty butts. It's a matter of principles.
- Driss: [in hysterics at the opera] It's a tree! It's a singing tree! Ha ha ha ha! It's German! He's singing in German!