- Professor Farnsworth: Oh, my god! I clicked on something I didn't read!
- Cubert Farnsworth: And I slightly modified something I own!
- Professor Farnsworth: We're monsters!
- Cubert Farnsworth: You know, I could improve your reflexes by overclocking you.
- Bender: What's that, sonny? You say it'll put some whoopee in my cushion?
- Bender: I have some new elements to create. Better cover your nads. It's about to get non-Newtonian in here.
- Mom: That little nerdburger overclocked that bender unit!
- Larry: And that voids the licensing agreement. Even an idiot like me knows that.
- Mom: An idiot like you knows nothing!
- [slaps Larry]
- Mom: At last, I have him right by his little...
- [cut to Smitty and URL at the Planet Express front door]
- Smitty: Ding dong! I'm saying ding dong because you have no doorbell.
- Cubert Farnsworth: Hey, pigs.
- [snorts]
- URL: Does Cubert Farnsworth live here?
- Cubert Farnsworth: You're porking at him.
- [laughs]
- Smitty: Then you are under arrest for violation of a Momcorp licensing agreement.
- [Cuffs Cubert, who squeals like a pig]
- Professor Farnsworth: What's all this oinking about? Who called the fuzz?
- URL: Does this child have a legal guardian?
- Professor Farnsworth: You're porking at him.
- [laughs]
- URL: Then these charges apply to you too.
- Professor Farnsworth: Wha?
- Philip J. Fry: Hello? Is anyone in here?
- Bender: Fry?
- Philip J. Fry: Bender? Are you in here?
- Bender: In here is the only place I'm not. Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! I amuse myself.
- Professor Farnsworth: What did I teach you about tinkering with machinery?
- Cubert Farnsworth: How. You taught me how.
- Professor Farnsworth: I also taught you not to get caught!