- [first title card]
- Title Card: Everyone and everything is interconnected in this universe. Stay pure of heart and you will see the signs. Follow the signs, and you will uncover your destiny. -Jeff
- [last lines]
- [Jeff sits watching television, eating a Pop-Tart]
- TV Announcer: [off-screen] We'll be right back with that rescue tale of local councilman Kevin Landry and his two little girls. All that and more when we come back.
- Jeff: This morning I was meant to have a business meeting with the Kevins and destiny, and now you're here at this, this weird hooters thing. And so now, I'm just trying to figure out how to proceed.
- Pat: What you just said sounded like Yoda took acid and stumbled into a business meeting.
- Jeff: You can make all the fun of Yoda that you want. Yoda would be fucking killer in a business meeting.
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