- Owen: I'm just a useless Spud!
- Removal man: It's a monkey!
- Whelan: It's wearing clothes!
- Removal man: Monkeys wear clothes!
- Whelan: You belong in a Circus!
- Daughter: What are you going to do, give me the bumps?
- Rory: What are ye, little one?
- Chav: Wot, I can't ask a question?
- Priest: I can't approve of what you did, but I hope you find Peace here.