Jennifer's Body (2009)

Johnny Simmons: Chip Dove

Photos 

Quotes 

• Needy Lesnicky : Jennifer's evil.

  Chip Dove : I know.

  Needy Lesnicky : No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

• Chip Dove : [Jennifer is levitating in the air, about 20 feet above the pool of water.]  She can fly?

  Needy Lesnicky : [matter-of-factly]  She's just hovering... It's not that impressive.

  Jennifer Check : [mad]  God, Do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater!

• Chip Dove : Did you get the make and model?

  Needy Lesnicky : I don't know, Chip! An '89 rapist?

• Chip Dove : [while having sex with Needy, she's wimpering, and freaking out]  Am I hurting you?

  [a beat. Chip gets a coy look] 

  Chip Dove : Am I too big?

• [from trailer] 

  Chip Dove : I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

• Chip Dove : Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!

• Chip Dove : Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags with their douche-bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death!

• Chip's Mom : Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?

  Chip Dove : Lasagna with teeth?

  Chip's Mom : You heard.

• Chip Dove : I think you might want to talk to the school shrink. I mean, I'm not saying that to be a dill-hole, but...

  Needy Lesnicky : Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy.

• Chip Dove : Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I'm scared of what's happening to you.

• Chip Dove : [Needy is changing]  Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.

  Needy Lesnicky : It's a rock show. This is my rock look.

  Chip Dove : Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...

• Needy Lesnicky : I've been through the Occult section of the library five times.

  Chip Dove : Our library has an Occult section?

  Needy Lesnicky : Yeah, it's um, it's really small.

• Chip Dove : [about to die, apologizing to Needy]  And you look really hot in that dress.

  [which it obviously isn't] 

  Needy Lesnicky : You're delirious.

• Jennifer Check : Needy and Colin were intimate. And by that, I mean they were porking on a semi-regular basis.

  Chip Dove : I don't know...

  [shakes his head] 

  Jennifer Check : She and Colin were doing things that you have never even heard of. Okay? Total varsity moves.