Transporter 3 (2008)

Jason Statham: Frank Martin

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• Frank Martin : You don't want to do this.

  Mighty Joe : I don't think you're in a position to tell me what to do or don't what to do. You have ten seconds to change your mind.

  Frank Martin : I'll give you five seconds to remove your hand.

• Frank Martin : Do I look like a man who came half-way across Europe to die on a bridge?

• Valentina : The sea is so restful. Is lunch ready yet.

  Inspector Tarconi : Mademoiselle, there is a certain progression to things. In order to eat the lunch, you first have to catch a lunch.

  Frank Martin : And if we keep talking instead of concentrating, we're gonna catch nothing.

  Valentina : I have better idea. Why don't we skip catching of lunch and go right to eating of lunch? I know wonderful place just up coast from here, where they make fish stew. Incredible. They use tomatoes and onions, a little amount of lavender.

  Frank Martin : What kind of wine?

  Valentina : Pink, from south.

  Inspector Tarconi : A Chateau Neuf, perhaps.

  Frank Martin : Chilled.

  Valentina : Of course chilled.

  Frank Martin : And for dessert?

• Inspector Tarconi : It's a good thing that we French have such a highly developed sense of humor.

  Frank Martin : With all due respect, the French think that Jerry Lewis is a genius.

  Inspector Tarconi : Jerry Lewis is a genius.

  Frank Martin : Dean was the genius.

  Inspector Tarconi : No. Dean just stood there with a drink and a cigarette.

  Frank Martin : My point exactly. Anyone can fall down and get a laugh. But how many people can do it standing still with a drink and a cigarette?

• Johnson : You've disappointed me.

  Frank Martin : You won't be the first, and you won't be the last. I told you I wanted to do this in person.

  Johnson : That won't be necessary. You see, since we had our little chat at the beginning of the mission, I've been thinking I don't need the best man for this mundane assignment. Any idiot with a drivers' license will do, so, in the words of the great American Donald Trump, I'm sorry, but you're fired.

• Inspector Tarconi : I'm afraid our day of leisure is cut short. There is a big mess in Marseilles - some madman driving an Audi at impossible speeds.

  Frank Martin : Don't look at me.

  Inspector Tarconi : That is the first place the chief told me to look. But I will tell him you have the perfect alibi. As usual.

• Valentina : Am I not sexy?

  Frank Martin : [uninterested]  ... yeah, you're sexy.

  Valentina : [elatedly]  You're the gay!

  Frank Martin : Nope! I am not "the gay."

• Frank Martin : Let me guess. You're the smart one.

  The Giant : No. I am the big one.

• Johnson : I'd like to offer you a position.

  Frank Martin : I'd like to offer you one. Permanently disabled.