I have just wasted a half an hour of my life, that I can now never recover, watching the antics of that self-centred manipulative little sh*tstorm that is Princess Nikki on More4. Why nobody has put a contract (the Mafia kind) on this five foot nothing whingeing machine is one of life's unfathomable mysteries. It is final and conclusive proof, if proof were needed, that modern civilisation has finally plumbed the levels of decadence that were extant before Rome was finally overwhelmed by the barbarian hordes; Only it is unlikely that we will be lucky enough to have the same outside force to hasten our well deserved end and we will have to wallow in this mire of vapid celebrity the inexorable stinking tide of which that we seem unable to stem and indeed which we seem to positively consume with gusto. I personally look forward to the day when her tantrum reaches such a peak of ire that she spontaneously explodes. I was an avid fan of channel 4 but I must confess to having serious misgivings about where that channel is now heading. I am only glad that Princess Nikki is currently only being shown on Channel 4's illegitimate offspring More4.