Drillbit Taylor (2008)
Nate Hartley: Wade
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Quotes
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Drillbit Taylor : I'm Drillbit Taylor... US Army ranger, black-ops operative, decorated marksman, improvised weapons expert.
Wade : Are you still in the military?
Drillbit Taylor : I was discharged - unauthorized heroism.
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Drillbit Taylor : So what'd you do to provoke him?
Wade : Well he's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.
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Wade : It's been great having someone around who, like, likes me, and isn't making fun of me or telling me to join the football team, like my step-dad.
Drillbit Taylor : Just do your best. Be all you can be. What's the Army always say? "Have it your way."
Wade : I think that's... Burger King.
Drillbit Taylor : Where do you think *they* got it from?
[they both start to chuckle]
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Drillbit Taylor : So, what's the story? Who do you guys need protection from?
Ryan : Should be easy for you. Just a high school bully.
Drillbit Taylor : Yeah. Run into a few of those in my life... What did you do to provoke him?
Wade : [motioning to Ryan, then Emmit] He's fat, he's a dork, and I'm awesome.
Ryan : Oh, shut up, Wade!
Drillbit Taylor : By "awesome," do you mean scared, skinny and lonely?
Wade : Yeah.
Drillbit Taylor : Yeah.