- Jake Tarlow: Maybe Hunter wants to change his prospects, you know, spill a litle gravy on his tie, piss on crushed ice, dream in Technicolor. Would you deny a guy a shot at that? Would you?
- Hunter Burnell: If you don't have a handkerchief, why don't you ask those folks if they've got change for a five?
- Eddie: You mean that obese bully?
- Jake Tarlow: Bluto's not obese. He's just a barrel chested guy. He's sexy, suave, he's like a man. Not like Popeye. I mean Bluto was romance, singing to the chick. He's like Cary Grant compared to Popeye.