The Water Horse (2007)

Brian Cox: Old Angus

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Female Tourist : What is that?

  Male Tourist : It's a famous picture of the monster. But it's fake.

  Female Tourist : How do you know it's fake? It looks real.

  Old Angus : Oh, it's fake alright.

  Male Tourist : Of course it's fake. Everyone knows that.

  Old Angus : We'd know, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye.

  Male Tourist : Oh ho, really.

  Old Angus : Well, if you'd like to know the real truth.

  Female Tourist : Yeah, I wanna know. Come on, it'll be fun.

  Old Angus : [starts telling the story]