The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart the General (1990)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

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Quotes 

• Bart : You know, there are names for people like you.

  Lisa : No there aren't.

  Bart : Teacher's pet. Apple polisher. Butt kisser.

  Homer : Bart. You're saying butt kisser like it's a bad thing.

• Lisa : Bart, you can't go on like this.

  Bart : I know.

  [coughs up his hat] 

  Lisa : Why don't you go see grandpa?

  Bart : What can he do?

  Lisa : He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive!

  Bart : He is?

  Lisa : Yeah, remember the fight he put up when we put him in the home?

• Lisa : [after being kissed by a boy in sailor hat and slapping him]  Ew! Knock it off!