Date Movie (2006)
Eddie Griffin: Frank Jones
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Quotes
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Frank Jones : I was wrong about Grant. He's really a nice guy. He even liked you when you were butt-ugly.
Julia Jones : How do you...?
Frank Jones : I saw it in your flashback.
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Frank Jones : Before you set the wedding date, I wanted to meet your parents... because frankly, Funkyerdoder, I don't know much about you.
Grant Funkyerdoder : I understand, home boy.
Frank Jones : [looks at camera, turns toward Grant] I'll be... watching you. If you do anything to corrupt my daughter...
Grant Funkyerdoder : You'll bring me down to Chinatown?
Frank Jones : Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th street... bust you in the head with a pipe.
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Frank Jones : When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.
Julia Jones : But you're from Jersey...
Frank Jones : I'm trying to make a point here.
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Frank Jones : [as Jinxers is humping Frank's dead mother] I didn't teach him how to do that!
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Frank Jones : Put some hummus on it
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[Grant walks in with Jinxers on the toilet]
Grant Funkyerdoder : [shocked] Oh... Sorry
Frank Jones : That's Jinxers! I taught him how to do that.
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Frank Jones : So, Grant, how do you pronounce your last name?
Grant Funkyerdoder : Exactly how it's spelled. F-U-N-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.
[pause]
Frank Jones : Funkyerdoder?
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Frank Jones : In the extras, Eddie Griffin shares his best pickup line, "Ya f*ckin'?"
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[from the unrated version]
Frank Jones : Julia here told me your last name. How do you pronounce it?
Grant Funkyerdoder : Exactly how it's spelled.
[pause]
Grant Funkyerdoder : F-O-C-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.
Frank Jones : Fockyerdoder?
