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The Ant Bully (2006)
Paul Giamatti: Stan Beals
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Quotes
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Stan Beals : [sarcastically] Oh geez, Oh ow; Boy, that hurts, please stop. Bye-Bye!
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Stan Beals : Hello.
[Lucas screams and turns around. Stan laughs]
Stan Beals : Yep. I was about your age when I flooded my first colony.
[chuckles]
Stan Beals : Brother, those were good times. Good times!
Lucas Nickle : Uh, who are you?
Stan Beals : Stan Beals is the name.
[throws magnet to Lucas]
Stan Beals : Beals-A-Bug Pest Control. Exterminator, eradicator, solver of problems.
[laughs]
Stan Beals : Hey, you must be the Nickle boy, right? Now, your dad ordered my services, but he forgot to sign the contract before he left. Busy Man. Lot on his mind. It happens. So he just told me to talk to you... er...
Lucas Nickle : Lucas.
Stan Beals : Yeah, Lucas. He said "You have my son Lucas sign the contract for me if I happen to forget to before I leave. He's a grown man now." His exact words
[hands contract and pen to Lucas]
Lucas Nickle : Hmm. I don't know. Do you have any references?
Stan Beals : References?
[kills fly from his cigar]
Stan Beals : There's one.
[laughs and slaps a fly on his face]
Lucas Nickle : I don't think I should.
Stan Beals : You don't think you should. You don't think? So who does your thinking for you? Your mommy? Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, what do I do? I'm just a little baby that can't think for myself. Please wipe my little bottom for me. Wipe me. Oh, oh, please, wipe me. Wah wah wah wah wah.
Lucas Nickle : Give me that stupid contract.
[snatches contract from Beals' hands]
Stan Beals : Yes, sir. A very mature decision. "Enjoy a world that's entirely bug free/Just sign right here and leave the killing to me". I wrote that.