Jarhead (2005)
Scott MacDonald: D.I. Fitch
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Quotes
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D.I. Fitch : What the fuck are you even doing here?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, I got lost on the way to college, sir.
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D.I. Fitch : Are you eyeballing me with those baby-blues? Are you?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, no, sir!
D.I. Fitch : Are you in love with me, Swofford?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, no, sir!
D.I. Fitch : Oh, you don't think I look good in my uniform, Swofford?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, the Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform, sir!
D.I. Fitch : Oh, so you're gay then and you love me! Huh?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, I'm not gay, sir!
D.I. Fitch : You got a girlfriend, Swafford?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, yes, sir!
D.I. Fitch : Guess again motherfucker, Jody's banging her right now! Get on your face and give me twenty five for all the times she's gonna get fucked this month! Down on your face!
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D.I. Fitch : [to a whole squad of Marines] You are no longer black, or brown, or yellow, or red! You are now green! You are light green! Or dark green! Do you understand?
All Marines : Sir, yes, sir!
D.I. Fitch : Swofford!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, yes, sir!
D.I. Fitch : You the maggot whose father served in Vietnam?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, yes, sir!
D.I. Fitch : Out-standing! Did he have the balls to die there?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, no, sir!
D.I. Fitch : Too fucking bad! He ever talk about it?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, only once, sir!
D.I. Fitch : Good! Then he wasn't lying!
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D.I. Fitch : Jesus, Joseph and doggy-style Mary!
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D.I. Fitch : [smacking Swofford repeatedly for his drawing of a footlocker] Alright, cum-for-brains, show me exactly where your skivvies and running shoes go!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford : Sir, the recruit can't think while the drill instructor's hitting him on his head, sir!