Fat Albert (2004)
Alphonso McAuley: Bucky
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Quotes
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Bucky : What do we do *now*?
Dumb Donald : I don't know.
Bucky : I *know* you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald : I wasn't talking to *you*.
Bucky : Then who *were* you talking to?
Dumb Donald : I thought I was talking to *her*.
Bill : Guys, cut it out.
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Poster in Video Store window : Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Coming soon on DVD.
Bill : Look. *That's* who we are.
Rudy : Yeah, and it says we're coming out on dividee.
Bucky : What's dividee
Dumb Donald : I don't know.
Bucky : I know you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald : I wasn't talking to you.
Bill : Guys, cut it out.
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Bill : Look!
[Bill, Fat Albert, Dumb Donald, Bucky, Rudy, Mushmouth and Old Weird Harold run across a street and look at a poster in a video store window which reads: "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Own the complete collection on DVD!"]
Bill : See? THAT'S who we are.
Rudy : Yeah, and we're coming out on "divda."
Bucky : What's "divda?"
Dumb Donald : I don't know.
Bucky : I...
Bill : Don't start! We don't belong here.
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Bill : Oh, no.
Fat Albert : What's wrong?
Bill : It's getting worse. We're not just losing our colour. Look at my hand! I can see through it! It's fading away!
Bucky : I'm scared. I want to go home.
Old Weird Harold : Me too.
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[a tear creates a portal]
Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?
[Doris looks through the portal]
Bucky : It's a monster!
Mushmouth : And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!
Old Weird Harold : Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!
Dumb Donald : [knocks his head thrice] I am so *confused*!
Fat Albert : It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!
Bill : Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!
Fat Albert : I have no choice.
[shrugs and runs to the portal]
Mr. Mudfoot : You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!
Russell : Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?
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[Dumb Donald jumps back into the TV, but his face has disappeared]
Bucky : Ooh, eyeballs, eyeballs! F-f-floating eyeballs!
Russell : Where's your face, man?
Doris : What happened to his face?
Bill : He always wore a hat in the cartoon, so nobody ever drew him a whole face!
Bucky : Put the hat on, Dumb Donald! Put the hat on!
[Dumb Donald does so; Bucky, Old Weird Harold and Russell sigh]
Russell : That was a close one.