Fat Albert (2004)
Marques Houston: Dumb Donald
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Quotes
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Bucky : What do we do *now*?
Dumb Donald : I don't know.
Bucky : I *know* you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald : I wasn't talking to *you*.
Bucky : Then who *were* you talking to?
Dumb Donald : I thought I was talking to *her*.
Bill : Guys, cut it out.
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Poster in Video Store window : Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Coming soon on DVD.
Bill : Look. *That's* who we are.
Rudy : Yeah, and it says we're coming out on dividee.
Bucky : What's dividee
Dumb Donald : I don't know.
Bucky : I know you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald : I wasn't talking to you.
Bill : Guys, cut it out.
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Dumb Donald : Are you ready? 'Cause when I buck-buck, you better duck-duck.
Lead Teen : Are you gonna buck-buck, or are you just gonna talk talk?
Dumb Donald : Buck buck number 6, Comin'!
[runs and jumps on the pile]
Lead Teen : Yes! We held! Now we're the buck-buck champions!
Bill : Hold on. We've still got one more guy.
Lead Teen : Bring him out then.
Bill : Come on out, Fa-a-a-at Albert! He loves to hear us call his name.
Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?
Lead Teen : Oh, no! Run! I got a bad back.
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Kid in Classroom : [noticing Dumb Donald's pink knit hood] What's that on your head?
Dumb Donald : It's my hat.
Kid in Classroom : Why don't you take it off?
Dumb Donald : Cause I have no face!
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Dumb Donald : [in a mall] Wow, it looks like an indoor town.
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Dumb Donald : I know a dog named Doris!
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Kid in Classroom : Why are you wearing that hat?
Dumb Donald : I don't have a face
Kid in Classroom : Right
[Moves to seat next to Mushmouth]
Kid in Classroom : Man, what's his problem?
Mushmouth : [Babbles incoherently]
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Arcade Machine : Woah, you ROCK, dude!
Bill : Wow! It's talking!
Arcade Machine : THAT WAS TIGHT!
Bill : How'd you DO that?
Dumb Donald : I don't know... but THAT WAS TIGHT!
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Doris : [Comes down the stairs] Hi, guys.
Dumb Donald : You look TIGHT!
Fat Albert : [Nudges Dumb Donald, whispers] What did you just say?
Dumb Donald : Oh, I learned it at the mall!
Fat Albert : Don't talk about Doris like that.
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Bill : Look!
[Bill, Fat Albert, Dumb Donald, Bucky, Rudy, Mushmouth and Old Weird Harold run across a street and look at a poster in a video store window which reads: "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Own the complete collection on DVD!"]
Bill : See? THAT'S who we are.
Rudy : Yeah, and we're coming out on "divda."
Bucky : What's "divda?"
Dumb Donald : I don't know.
Bucky : I...
Bill : Don't start! We don't belong here.
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[a tear creates a portal]
Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?
[Doris looks through the portal]
Bucky : It's a monster!
Mushmouth : And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!
Old Weird Harold : Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!
Dumb Donald : [knocks his head thrice] I am so *confused*!
Fat Albert : It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!
Bill : Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!
Fat Albert : I have no choice.
[shrugs and runs to the portal]
Mr. Mudfoot : You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!
Russell : Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?
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Rudy : You don't wanna race Fat Albert.
Reggie : Fat Albert?
[Reggie and Arthur laugh]
Dumb Donald : Yeah, he's fat, but he's fast!
Mushmouth : Fab-buh, but fab-buh!
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Bill : We don't belong here.
Old Weird Harold : Bill may be right. You guys seen the picture me and Mushmouth took at the mall? I think we lost some colour since then.
Mushmouth : [snatches the picture] Wubba?
Bill : [snatches the picture] Holy cow.
Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, it's just a picture. Pictures aren't real.
Dumb Donald : Neither are we.
Bill : I can't believe Dumb Donald is right. We *aren't* real, and I think we're fading.
Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey, we're not fading. Stop being such a downer.
