Wedding Crashers (2005)

Dylan James Turner: Bratty Kid

Quotes 

• Bratty Kid : I want a bicycle.

  Jeremy Grey : Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, uncle Jeremy is a bit tired. How about I make you something else?

  Bratty Kid : I just want a bicycle!

  Jeremy Grey : Why... why are you yelling at me?

  Bratty Kid : Make me a bicycle, clown!

  Jeremy Grey : All right, I'm going to make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle.

  Bratty Kid : Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.

  Jeremy Grey : [later]  Take that, you hyena, don't say thank you.