Scary Movie 4 (2006)

Regina Hall: Brenda

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Quotes 

• Brenda Meeks : Here's Detroit.

  [Points to a TV showing a destroyed city] 

  Brenda Meeks : Here's Detroit after the invasion.

  [City is still destroyed, but now tripods are roaming around] 

• Brenda : This is some shit, up with which we will not put.

• Brenda : [having a nightmare]  Lil' Kim- Lil' Kim got my sandwich. Look out- Russell Crowe's got a phone! R.Kelly, don't pee on me! MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS! Where are we?

  Cindy Campbell : I'm not sure, but I think were close. It's supposed to be near mile 62.

  Brenda : Is something wrong?

  Cindy Campbell : No, it's just... I met this guy, and I wonder if he's safe. Oh, you'd love him, Brenda.

  Brenda : What's his name? I might've already loved him.

  Cindy Campbell : Tom Ryan.

  Brenda : Yeah, did him. Big, fat Chinese guy?

  Cindy Campbell : No... No.

  Cindy Campbell : [relieved]  But he is the kind of guy I'd like to share the rest of my life with.

• Brenda Meeks : [Mouthing]  You and me should get it on!

  Jeremiah : Elder Hale. We should welcome the outsiders among us.

  Henry Hale : Jeremiah, ought not your tongue be held?

  Jeremiah : I am sorry, Elder Hale... but sometimes my tongue wiggles beyond my ability to control it.

  Brenda Meeks : This is a problem with which I have had much experience. Maybe I could help him in a room in which there are no others. Or you can all watch. I don't give a shit.

• Brenda : Hey, Cindy! Look, I'm on TV, y'all! Check it out! I'm gonna give a shout out to all my peeps!

  [Jigsaw turns round and slaps Brenda in the face] 

  Brenda : HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

  [bashing Jigsaw's face into the camara] 

  Brenda : NO ONE... BITCH SLAPS... BRENDA!

  Saw Villain : Zoltar, help!

  [Zoltar comes in and hits Brenda over the head with a metal pipe] 

  Saw Villain : Oh, oh! This is some bullshit!

  [Brenda grabs the pipe and wacks Jigsaw with it before pushing Zoltar out of view] 

• Cindy Campbell : Oh, Brenda, I know you'd love him.

  Brenda Meeks : What's his name, I may have already loved him.

  Cindy Campbell : Tom Ryan.

  Brenda Meeks : Yep, did him. Big Chinese dude, right?

• Gloating Driver : Ey! I got the last workin' car in New York! This is how I roll, bitches! Haha!

  [Brenda throws car part at Lil' Jon's head] 

  Gloating Driver : AAHH!

  [gets knocked unconscious, car bumps into a trash pile and stops] 

  Brenda : You're right, Cindy! That worked pretty well.

• Brenda Meeks : [after sleeping with Zoltar]  What? We at peace now, I was just sealing the deal.

• Brenda Meeks : [after greeting Cindy]  Cindy! Oh, it's been so long.

  Cindy Campbell : Brenda, I thought you were dead.

  Brenda Meeks : Oh, I thought you were dead, too!

• Brenda Meeks : [Holding up Shaquille O'Neal's femur]  I don't believe it! The aliens killed a dinosaur!

• Brenda Meeks : Pussy.

  Cindy Campbell : Brenda!

  Brenda Meeks : What? 50 Cent got shot nine times and he's still walking around!