Fred Armisen: Tino
Quotes
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Tino : You eat that for the way you talk about my city!
Ron Burgundy : I will NOT eat that!
Tino : You are going to eat that cat poop!
Ron Burgundy : I will not eat cat poop.
Tino : You will eat cat poop!
Ron Burgundy : Ron Burgundy says "NO!"
Tino : You make a fool of me and everyone in here. You put that cat poop in your mouth.
Ron Burgundy : No!
Tino : Yes!
Ron Burgundy : No!
Tino : Si!
Ron Burgundy : I will NOT eat cat poop!
Tino : You will do it immediately!
Ron Burgundy : No!
Tino : You will!
Ron Burgundy : Fine, I'll try to eat... If I take one bite, will you give me a steak? If I take one bite of shit, will you bring me a steak?
Tino : I'll think about it.
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Tino : You eat that cat *poop*!
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Tino : We have a saying in my country about people like Mr. Burgundy. The coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young... and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... and only the ribs will be broken...
Ron Burgundy : [interrupts Tino]
