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Quotes
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[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up in the Bunvacc]
Lord Victor Quartermaine : I want...
[lowers voice]
Lord Victor Quartermaine : ... toupée, please.
Wallace : Oh, grand. We take cheques or cash.
Lord Victor Quartermaine : Toupée, you idiot! My hair is in your machine.
Wallace : Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
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Wallace : [sobbing] Oh, Gromit! I don't wanna be a giant rabbit!
Hutch the Rabbit : Aww. The bounce has gone from his bungee.
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Lord Victor Quartermaine : How on earth would those tiny-minded buffoons ever catch such a big rabbit?
Lady Tottington : Mr. Wallace?
Wallace : Um... with a big trap!
[Gromit slaps his face]
Mr. Crock : By Jove, he... he's got it!
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Wallace : [tugging on his rabbit ears] I can't answer the door! Not like this!
Hutch the Rabbit : [going up the stairs] Charming! I'm Wallace.
Wallace : Ah! I already am!
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Wallace : Veg bad. Veg bad. Veg bad. Say no to carrots, cabbage and cauliflower.
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Hutch the Rabbit : I'm inventing mostly.
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Wallace : Burrowing bounders! They must be breeding like... well, rabbits.
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Lady Tottington : [over the phone] It's a disaster. I have the most terrible rabbit problem. The competition's only days away. You simply have to do something.
Wallace : Certainly, M'um.
Wallace : [Aside, to Gromit] I think we're about to go up in the world, lad.
Wallace : [Back on phone] Just stay right where you are, Your Ladyship, and we'll be with you in an...
[hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling]
Wallace : Ahhhh!
Lady Tottington : In an hour? But I can't wait an hour. I have a major infestation. Hello? Hello?
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Wallace : I'm sorry, Gromit. I know you're doing this for my own good, but the fact is I'm just crackers about cheese. Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
[Lowers the Mind Manipulation-omatic onto his head]
Wallace : It's time we tried my latest invention, the Mind Manipulation-omatic. It extracts unwanted thoughts and desires. I haven't tested it yet, but it should be perfectly safe. Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all.
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Lord Victor Quartermaine : I know your little secret, Pesto. I know exactly what's going on.
Wallace : Your Lordship...
Lord Victor Quartermaine : Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune?
Wallace : Who, me?
Lord Victor Quartermaine : Well, I got here first! I've spent a long time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me. Comprenez?
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Wallace : [Falling down bed into hole] I'm in the mood for food!
[Wallace gets stuck in the hole]
Wallace : Uh, Gromit old pal, it happened again. I'll need assistance.
[Gromit slowly walks towards a switch cleverly marked "assistance" and pulls it. Camera then shows that a giant hammer comes out of Wallace's wardrobe and hits Wallace on the head]
Wallace : Ouch!
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Wallace : [referring to vegetables] Oh, lovely food! For rabbits that is!
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Wallace : [showing the rabbit-sucking machine to Lady Tottington] Aah, the old BV6000, Ma'am, err... capable of 125 rpm - that's "rabbits per minute".
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Wallace : [strapped into the Mind Manipulation-omatic] . Their tiny bunny brains are being saturated in my veg-free mind waves.
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[Wallace is holding a carrot and has fluffy rabbit-ears]
Wallace : [to Gromit] What's up, Dog?
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[first lines]
Wallace : Oh ho ho, cracking job, Gromit!
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Hutch the Rabbit : Cheese Gromit! Cheese!
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Wallace : Oh, Gromit. We've created a monster. Hutch is the beast. The lunar panels! They must've ovestimulated his primitive bunny nature. And now when the moon is out, he undergoes a hideous transformation.
[Suddenly Hutch starts twitching and growling until... he lets out a loud belch]
Wallace : This is absolutely... fantastic! Sure, we've created a veg-ravaging monster, but we have also captured it, just like we promised Lady Tottington.
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Wallace : [as the BunVac 6000 labours] Sounds like a really big brute, this one. Give it some more welly.
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Wallace : [while Quartermaine is unintentionally being sucked by the Bunvacc 6000] Maybe I should've used a bigger nozzle.
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[last lines]
Hutch the Rabbit : Cheeeeeeeese!
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Hutch the Rabbit : Oh, I do love a bit of gorganzola!
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Wallace : It's a veritable vegetable paradise!
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Wallace : And slow down, for pity's sake! You'll buckle me trunnions!
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Wallace : [entering through the gates of Tottington Hall] Ho-ho! Very classy!
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Wallace : Full suction.
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Wallace : Ah, love, Gromit. That's the biggest trap of all. The tender trap, they call it. And that's how we'll capture this thing. A lovely lady rabbit. How could any hot-blooded rabbit beast resist?