- [Cindy gives Elizabeth an aromatherapy candle as a gift]
- Elizabeth Marks: This is so sweet of you.
- Cindy, Elizabeth's Agent: Nah, I'm re-gifting. It has self-esteem and tranquility.
- Elizabeth Marks: I'm so happy for it.
- Michelle Marks: Hi. I'd like to apply for the job.
- Jordan: [laughs] No way.
- Michelle Marks: Why not?
- Jordan: You look like my mom.
- Michelle Marks: [pause] If I haven't developed pictures before, will somebody train me?
- Jordan: I will.
- Michelle Marks: Don't look at me like that. You just said I look like your mom.
- Jordan: My mom's cute.
- Michelle Marks: [pause] Can I have this job or not? Who do I have to talk to?
- Jordan: My dad owns this place. Aren't you going to give me a smile or something?
- [pause]
- Jordan: If I'm gonna give you the job...
- [Michelle smiles halfheartedly]
- Jordan: You're hired.
- Michelle Marks: Thanks.
- Kevin McCabe: Are you one of those actresses who don't eat?
- Elizabeth Marks: I never eat. Ever. In fact, I'm dead.
- Teenage Boy: [entering photo store] Hey, Splooge! Splooge! The pictures ready yet? You probably splooged all over them, didn't you? You like the one of Jennifer topless, don't you?
- Jordan: Yeah, was that before or after her boob job?
- Teenage Boy: Oh! Real perceptive for "cock boy."
- Jordan: Fuck you.
- Teenage Boy: Oh! One hour photo boy said "fuck you!"
- Jordan: Yeah, well some of us have to work, dickwad!
- Other Teenage Boy: Work? Does that include splooging all over pictures of my girlfriend?
- Jordan: I didn't look at them. I didn't splooge on them. I hate you.
- Jordan: Do you have alot of friends?
- Michelle Marks: No, actually I think people are too self-involved.
- Bartender: I need to see some ID.
- Michelle Marks: Oh, he's 22, I'll vouch for him.
- Bartender: [to Jordan] When were you born?
- Jordan: Uh... 1947.
- Elizabeth Marks: How's Bill?
- Michelle Marks: I don't know why he even married me.
- Elizabeth Marks: You were pregnate
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