Kieran Culkin: Tim Sullivan
Quotes
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Tim : I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now.
Francis Doyle : There goes your sex life.
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Joey Anderson : It's Major Screw going at it with an evil warrior babe.
Tim : Going at what?
Joey Anderson : 69.
Wade Scalisi : That looks more like 47.
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Tim : Alright, seems like the perfect spot for deciding what you really want in life.
Francis Doyle : My own comic book bigger than anything that Marvel or DC has.
Tim : No, I'm talking about what you really want right now, like revenge on the one legged bitch in black and white!
Francis Doyle : [yells] Margie Flynn!
Tim : Shit. I knew it, Margie Flynn.
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Tim Sullivan : You've got to aim lower.
[Donny tosses the ball hard into Tim's groin]
Donny Flynn : That low enough?
Tim Sullivan : Not as low as fucking your own sister.
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Father Casey : Jesus H Christ!
Tim : What does the H stand for Father?
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Tim : Are you with me here, altar boy?
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Tim Sullivan : *They? There is no they, we are they.*
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[first lines]
Francis Doyle : Tell me again why we're doing this.
Tim : Homework, Francis. Your future's built on it.
Francis Doyle : [whispered] Right.
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Francis Doyle : That's all?
Newsie : Man, that's enough to melt an elephant.
Tim : Excuse my friend. He thinks he wants to melt two elephants.
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Sister Assumpta : Blake. A little advance don't you think?
Tim : Not really Sister. It's written simply enough for a six year old.
Sister Assumpta : So are the instructions for a handgun.
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Tim : Don't you ever tell me to get real. I know what fucking real is okay.
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Tim : Risk leads to greatness.
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Tim : Serious trouble beats serious boredom.
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Francis Doyle : ["Not everyone has to make up trouble for themselves, just so they're not bored!"]
Tim : ["at least I'm doing something. What are you doing, Francis? What exactly do you do?... Have you done anything with Margie yet?"]
Francis Doyle : ["You don't know anything about that!"]
Tim : ["Oh, so you haven't done anything with Margie. Maybe I'll just write her another note, so that you can have a lot more time doing shit like this!"]
