- Mike: Look, the last thing I wanna do is sit around with a bunch of motherfuckers with drinking problems... Listening to that trite monotony go on and on, hour after hour? That'll drive any fucker to drink!
- Mike: [takes a drink of whiskey during a bathroom break at an addiction support group meeting] God helps those who help themselves, man.
- Group Member: Three people in particular you have to stay away from when you're tripping on acid are police officers, psychiatrists and psychologists.
- Group Member: I used to get busted a lot for going into day program drunk so I went in there are three hits of acid just to prove them wrong.
- Mike: [after bashing Steve's head through a cabinet door] YOU TRYIN' TO HELP ME NOW, MAN? YOU TRYIN' TO HELP ME NOW?
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