2gether (2000 TV Movie)

Kevin P. Farley: Doug Linus

Quotes 

• Doug Linus : I can't be perfect every time out. I'm not Ozzy Osbourne!

• Doug Linus : Well you gotta embrace your worthlesness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Cosner...

• Doug Linus : You sold our stereo? That was worth way more than that stupid retainer!

  Chad Linus : No way! That stereo was never in my mouth! Okay once, but only for a second!