My 5 Wives (2000)
Rodney Dangerfield: Monte Peterson
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Quotes
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Monte Peterson : My wife - I got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom; wants to learn how to beg. I told him to watch my wife to learn how to roll over and play dead.
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Monte Peterson : My wife is always something. The other night I woke up, she was saying sexy things. I looked up; she was on the phone.
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Monte Peterson : My wife isn't too smart, you know. She has to reach inside her bra to count to two.
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Monte Peterson : They won't even sleep with me anymore. I've got a water bed. I call it the 'Dead Sea'.
