Henry receives a letter from one of his recent affairs and she writes that she will be sending him a letter each day. He has to come up with a variety of methods to intercept the letters before they eventually stop.
Henry's son is to be expelled from school and so he goes there to try and change the principal's mind. His son had been selling paparazzi photos of the maths mistress that he had taken. This time, Henry's charm did not work as expected.
Henry had been to a charity ball and disappeared to have a quick fling with a fire-eating stripper. The next day, he is having lunch with her when his nosey neighbour turns up. He goes around to his neighbour's house to keep her quiet.
Henry is to be the head judge at a beauty contest. Always one to take advantage of an opportunity, he arranges to meet Miss West Germany in his room later that night. However, it turns out that the other judges had made other arrangements.
Henry is having an affair with his partner's wife. When his partner returns from overseas, he reveals that he bugged the flat as he suspected his wife. Henry is desperate to find the recording and destroys the flat looking for it.
Tessa is Henry's goddaughter is visiting just before her wedding. However, Tessa and her fiancé are virgins and she wants Henry to give her some experience. He is reluctant and, eventually, unable to oblige. It all ends happily - but why?
Henry is suffering from impotence but Carol is not particularly sympathetic. To recover, Henry tries to have an affair with Muriel and again fails. When her husband returns, Henry hides in the wardrobe but getting home is very difficult.
