Breast Men (1997 TV Movie)

David Schwimmer: Dr. Kevin Saunders

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Quotes 

• Dr. Kevin Saunders : Where's my phone? Where's my fucking phone? Give me my cellular! Goddammit!

• Dr. Kevin Saunders : Laura , hi .

  Laura Pierson : Hi Kevin .

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : How have you been ?

  Laura Pierson : Not good .

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : What's wrong ?

  Laura Pierson : I've been sick .

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : What are your symptoms ?

  Laura Pierson : [Describing her symptoms]  my mouth is dry.

  Laura Pierson : My eyes are dry .

  Laura Pierson : I'm tired all the time .

  Laura Pierson : And I've been having pain on the left side of my body .

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : Well we'll run some tests on you , do some blood work and run a complete make up...

  Laura Pierson : I just want them out , I figured since you're the one who put them in , you'd know best how to take them out .

  Laura Pierson : [In tears]  I just want them out .

• Laura Pierson : [At Vanessa's surgery]  This woman is huge .

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : She wants to be bigger .

  Laura Pierson : Well I think she's big enough .

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : Scalpel.

  Laura Pierson : No.

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : [Asking again]  Scalpel .

  Laura Pierson : Kevin come on .

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : [Turning to another nurse]  Scalpel .

• Dr. Kevin Saunders : [Laura shows Dr. Saunders her breasts]  They're very nice , but I think we can go bigger .

  Laura Pierson : How big ?

• Dr. Kevin Saunders : [as Laura shows him her breasts]  Very nice , but I think we can go bigger .

  Laura Pierson : [excited]  How big ?

• Dr. William Larson : [About breast augmentations]  You make them too big .

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : [Drunkenly]  I give the customer what they ask for , you jackass .

• Dr. Kevin Saunders : [to a patient]  I wouldn't do anything to you that I wouldn't do to my own wife.

  Laura Pierson : Within reason.

• Dr. Kevin Saunders : How's Steve ?

  Laura Pierson : We got divorced about three months ago .

  Laura Pierson : He's not such a nice guy , it turns out .

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : Oh I'm sorry , you look good .

  Laura Pierson : Thanks , but I want to look better .

• Dr. Kevin Saunders : Maybe after this , we can go bowling or something .

  Swimming Pool Girl : I have this thing that I'm doing later .

• Swimming Pool Girl : [Dr Saunders is mixing something in a bowl]  What's that?

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : It's a dental mold algenate .

  Swimming Pool Girl : It looks like oatmeal.

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : Yeah but you don't eat it.

• Dr. Kevin Saunders : If Debakey can build a better heart , why can't we build a better breast ?

• Dr. Kevin Saunders : [after showing a patient how to massage her breasts]  Any questions ?

  Sexy Patient : [moaning softly]  Yeah, can you show me that again.

• Dawn : You want to cut holes in my chest and stick bags of goo in me ?

  Dr. Kevin Saunders : It's ok I'm a Doctor .

• Dr. Kevin Saunders : [To reporters as he's leaving the courtroom]  There is no proven correlation between the implants and these sick women .