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Small Soldiers (1998)
Gregory Smith: Alan Abernathy
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Quotes
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Alan : Damn potholes.
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Christy Fimple : Any sign of the Gorgonites?
Alan : No, none of them.
Phil Fimple : [calling off shot] Come on Christy!
Christy Fimple : [kisses Alan on cheek] I gotta go.
[Alan grabs her and kisses her overdramatically]
Gil Mars : [getting into helicopter, looking at wreckage] Too bad, would've made a hell of a commercial.
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Alan : [Freakenstein and Punch-It are at Alan's computer] What are you looking for?
Freakenstein : Gorgon.
Alan : Well, this is a Central Park.
Freakenstein : The Isle of Gorgon is our homeland.
Punch-It : Will you help us find it?
Alan : I don't think you're gonna find it in here.
Archer : [at Alan's bedroom window] Alan, if Gorgon is not in that window, is it in this one?
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Christy Fimple : You rescued me!
[Grabs Alan and gives him a passionate kiss]
Alan : Anytime
[Christy grabs Alan and gives him another passionate kiss]
Christy Fimple : Lets go get those creeps!
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Archer : Major Chip Hazard.
Major Chip Hazard : Gorgonite scum!
Archer : Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me.
Major Chip Hazard : You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.
[stabs Archer in the knee]
Archer : They're wires and metal, the same as yours.
[pulls knife out and attacks Chip, who grabs Archer]
Major Chip Hazard : We're nothing alike. You are programmed to lose!
[kicks Archer a few times]
Archer : I'm also programmed to learn.
Major Chip Hazard : Too bad you never learned to win. School's out, loser. Hyah!
[kicks Archer off the pole]
Major Chip Hazard : Victory is ours!
Alan : Have I got a shock for you.
[grabs Chip]
Alan : You stupid toy!
[jams Chip into the transformer, electrocuting him]
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Chip Hazard : Tell us what we want to know.
[starts turning on the machine, Alan hears Brick chucking]
Archer : I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
Alan : Archer?
[Chip chuckles maniacally]
Chip Hazard : Where are the rest of the Gorgonite scum?
Brick Bazooka : We have ways of making you talk.
[continues turning on the machine]
Link Static : Come on, fella. Make it easy on yourself. If you tell us, we'll let you go.
Chip Hazard : It will go easier for you if you cooperate.
Archer : [repeatedly] I am Archer, emissary of the Gorgonites.
Chip Hazard : All right. Let's dispose of this garbage.
[still turning on the machine, Brick was still chuckling]
Butch Meathook : [they saw Alan turned on the lights] Hey, it's the kid.
Chip Hazard : Commandos, pull back! Retrograde movement!
[they started to jump down, Brick chuckling]
Brick Bazooka : Uh-oh!
[Archer was still captured and was gonna get killed]
Alan : Hey!
[Alan races back to rescue Archer]
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Alan : [they hear a sound of whirr, and Nick shouts, Indistinct with a tool] Ow! You little...
Alan : [hands over his tool] Give me that!
Nick Nitro : Hey, that's mine, punk!
[he cuts off the tool and saves him]
Nick Nitro : [he lights up his match] Surrender, Gorgonite ally.
Nick Nitro : [he grabs him] You just met your match.
Alan : [blows the light out] Oh, yeah?
Nick Nitro : Surrender or die-e-e!
[screaming in pain]
Nick Nitro : [he was stuck in the drain] Medic! Medic!
[Nick Nitro was spining around injured in the sink]
Nick Nitro : Medic!
[still screaming in pain]
Stuart Abernathy : [storms out in the kitchen] Oh, come out, you...
[Alan saw Stuart holding a bat, shocked]
Stuart Abernathy : Alan, what the hell is going on here?
Alan : [looks at the sink] Um...
Nick Nitro : [while Nick Nitro is in pain] Medic!
Irene Abernathy : [worried] Alan, your hand! What happened?
Stuart Abernathy : Did you cut your... How did you cut your hand? And what... what are you doing down here?
Nick Nitro : [he gets out of the window] Medic!
Nick Nitro : [then he falls off] O-o-oh!